Angel Grove Comms

>> I've been thinking.

>> We should start offering a babysitting service.

>> With all these fucking screaming shit machines around, it's got to be by far the most lucrative business prospect we've got, and can it really be that difficult?

[Several minutes after the initial series of texts]

>> What are you wearing?

>>Give me your best parenting advice, would you? I'm a god damn novice.

[Text to Trott]
>> Congrats, mate! You're going to be a mummy.

>>Trott, mate, I need some fucking help.
>>How the fuck are clothes meant to work? What is this bloody witchcraft?

[Warning for uh.... unusual and violent sexual content.]