Far be it from me to accuse any of us of anything, particularly as I don't exactly have much sway here, but the recent string of burglaries around us...
that's nothing any of MY fledglings would have done, and I hope nothing any of YOU people are doing.
I'm starting to get used to this place, it's pretty nice. I could also use a running buddy, if anyone is interested. Always more fun having someone to suffer with you.
Also, because it's hilarious, and applicable, #2 Brute.