>>They're about to take my phone and then I'll get my chance at a call later, and I'm going for Officer Pat in Edinburgh to help with clearing things up, but...
>>I may or may not be currently in custody
>>They're alleging drunk and disorderly (not true) and it's one hell of a time to get them to listen to reason here.
>>It'd appear that being passed out in the street and puking on the officer who rolls you over gets you slapped with a drunk and disorderly charge.
>>I need an adult who knows me to come down here, with my medical records, and to stay here while they search me for contraband and go through processing me as well.
>>Father's on a date and his phone's going to be off, and he won't be home before one or two in the morning if he comes home tonight, so...
>>Anyone willing to help somebody out here?