Message to Harry
Oi, Harry! Ye Alrigh’? I heard an awful lot of yellin’ comin’ all t’way from t’kitchen. Now I am very good at when ye are pissed off and I’m yer oldest friend. So I’m gonna ask and hope ye tell me. What the bloody hell has got ye madder than the seven seas, and who the bloody hell do I have to gut with a sword to make me pay for pissin’ ye off? And can I do anythin’ t’make ye feel better? I’m here fer ya.