Afresh RPG

ISSUE 4

Burly blond keepers BR and OW have been swapped - but will anyone notice a difference? We doubt it!

But is it trouble in paradise for BR? His much younger girlfriend SF is so busy patching up the masses that quality time has been scarce, and with B taking on the captaincy things are looking shaky for the pair.

Sick of hearing about AL and TF? So are we, but didn't they look happy in those pervy pap shots?

To tell the truth, we’re a little worried about BT. If someone that gorgeous can’t land a decent date, we’re betting there’s a deep, dark, dirty secret to hide.

That big white wedding had love and marriage and a sparkly pumpkin carriage (don't ask us why, we're not eight) but it happened awful quick, don't you think? Bumpwatch on the princess bride starts now.

And let's not forget everyone's favourite angry amazon - we knew Big G got around, but even we weren't expecting her to get weird with the musical guest at her sister's wedding.

Speaking of someone who'd better get his dukes up, it's probably about time he broke it to his band of brothers that it's over. He's leaving them for the fantastic fang, we've heard, but it seems they haven't yet. Probably all for the best, since the man at the front is two-thirds a cat lady already. Is the stringsmith’s sister rubbing off on him?

MU was making unsavoury comments about the school cephalopod, but it seems no one's broken the news that he'd be lucky if even the squid wanted a piece of that!

No one's surprised by a bit of drama from LT, but after AG dumped her, even we were taken aback by the level of melodramatic moping!

Shoeless KB hasn't been feeling herself lately, which begs the question, who IS she feeling? She was last seen out with AL, and what a pretty pair they made. Witch Weekly can vouch for his good genes getting passed on - lock it down KB, before his Polish preoccupation snitches his attention away!

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