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[Jan. 14th, 2013|03:58 am] |
New place? Okay, I know I wasn't that drunk. Or high. Really, this isn't where I meant to go. But.. yeah, London seems a good a place as any to end up expectedly. I wonder if there's any good clubs around. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2012|11:29 am] |
Cook? Where the fuck are we? I didn't agree to London. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2012|07:34 pm] |
Holy crap, I'm a senior and prom's coming up soonish. Looks like I'm going stag - anybody wanna go halvsies on a limo? I guess I could just fly if I have to.
Taunton kids, let me know. This kind of ... sucks, actually. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2012|10:40 am] |
This world just got a lot more awesome. Alice would freak at half the things I've done. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2012|02:12 am] |
Any raves or parties going on this weekend? I like to plan early, party later. Or the opposite. Works fine either way, really. I like the clubs in London. Anywhere else, somewhere more fun? I'm thinking Stockholm.. oh. Or better! Amsterdam. Now, that would be fucking awesome. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2012|11:33 pm] |
I think a rave would be fucking awesome right now. But I'll settle for a party instead. I love the fun of it, so the graduating class of Taunton this year should have a big bash. But until then... any hot ladies want to go for a swim? My friend Maxxie used to do that and it was always a good workout. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|11:17 am] |
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[Apr. 17th, 2011|07:19 pm] |
I miss men. I truly, truly do. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2011|07:00 pm] |
It's been pointed out to me that I've become kind of insular in who I talk to. Which is the customers and my co-workers and that's about it.
It's time I correct this behavior, I like people, they're one of my favorite hobbies (which really isn't as dirty as it sounds)
Tell me what you do for fun. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2011|03:46 pm] |
Fuck, that was some weird shit. Didn't have a high maintenance girlfriend. Had memories of me and.. Maxxie. Hot memories. Back to my normal self now though. Don't get me wrong, guys are hot. Maxxie was, definitely. Blonds usually are. But I tend to go more for girls than anyone, especially if they look like a model.
So. Good news, hot ladies! I'm single now so you can all start lining up. Plus I turned 18 a while back so I'm legal too. Party wasn't as big as I hoped, the guy I replaced here must not be popular. I'd like to change that. Maybe a rave? It's not a party unless Tony Stonem is there. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2010|11:47 pm] |
I just got my license back home, and now I live in New York. Where nobody drives. Super.
... are there any other teenagers around, or am I the only one? (I know there's other teenagers in the world, but I meant the displaced kind.) |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:02 pm] |
Longest. Orgy. Ever.
That's how I want to be remembered in the record books.
Who's in? |
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[Mar. 24th, 2010|09:32 am] |
Opening night is Friday. I assume everyone's going to be there. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2010|03:22 am] |
That was an unpleasant week.
I think I'm going to have to go do something wild, dangerous... possibly illegal. The proper way of partying when you're a Stonem. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2010|05:10 pm] |
Free love, man. It's the only way. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:27 am] |
Tony, what just happened? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:28 pm] |
This was not a good time to get a body. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:24 pm] |
Everyone, please cheer up? My head hurts. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:43 pm] |
Well. That was rather... unexpected and quite erotic. Who knew you could make a man orgasm by passing through his entire body that way... |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:14 pm] |
Is it Spring Break yet?
( Dad ) |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|04:32 am] |
Since when does the house have what looks a hell of a lot like a tornado in it? Naoms, I thought we--
...Naomi? I thought we were over this.
JJ's number isn't working. Naomi's isn't. Even Cook's isn't. What's going on? |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|04:29 am] |
So... I come back to Bristol, stay for about five minutes, then get whisked away again?
This sounds like something Cook would do. Immature wanker. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|05:08 am] |
It's going to be my birthday soon. I'll be eighteen.
Whee. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2010|04:11 am] |
Is it justified to throw a roommate's things out the window if they are a complete slob and you have asked them repeatedly to at least attempt to pick up after themselves? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2010|07:14 am] |
Well, damn. I've heard of having some exciting dreams. And I have had my number of dreams like this.. but damn. Mmmm. That was intense. Might need to change my sheets. Anybody else have dreams like that? I don't have erotic dreams often. Rarely need to, not when it's a reality. It's strange, though. Not sure it was my type, what I was dreaming about. Don't get me wrong; that was very hot and exciting. But I like lighter hair. I usually prefer blonds more than anything else. |
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[Dec. 18th, 2009|07:20 pm] |
Looks like Taunton's doing Midsummer Night's Dream next semester. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2009|07:32 pm] |
Um. Where did the bus go, and why am I in London?
I knew I shouldn't have ate those brownies that Rachel brought. She's always way too perky |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|07:33 pm] |
I would like to assure the students and staff of Taunton that the culprit behind the bombing has been apprehended. The school is quite safe, and will reopen after the holiday break.
When the term begins, professors will have the opportunity to nominate senior students to become prefects. Leadership is an important quality to nurture in young students.
In the meantime, know that my door is open. Enjoy the holiday.
Oh, Miss Frost, I would like a word with you before the term begins. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|01:51 am] |
I really need to get wasted. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2009|11:37 pm] |
Well. On the plus side, I've already seen Wicked twice since being here. |
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[Dec. 1st, 2009|06:52 pm] |
Okay. So. Does anyone know why I'm suddenly in London? Just a couple minutes ago I was at home. In Ohio.
...and my dad's phone number isn't working. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2009|08:45 pm] |
Great fucking week. I find out I was brainwashed, I break up with my girlfriend, there's a freaking bomb at the dance, and said girlfriend ends up in a coma.
FML. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2009|07:28 am] |
Oh come on, mate. This is fucking ridiculous! I know this isn't Bristol. Actually.. feels like London, judging from the sights I'm seeing. But I know the very slim chances of surviving a tornado without bodily harm, or whatever this was, dropping a bloke somewhere. Some broken bones at least. And yet I'm fine. Perfectly fine. Then again.. I'm Tony. Not really a surprise I came through it alright, I suppose. But seriously.. what is this. Sid? Maxxie, Anwar? Chris? Nips? Someone answer me. This don't work, then I'll just have to post another video blog instead. |
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