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Tweak says, "Wangoballwime"

Noah "Puck" Puckerman (fullcommando) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-12-13 01:51:00

Entry tags:

callie fabray, eskarina smith, jacen solo, kurt hummel, noah puckerman, tony stonem

I really need to get wasted.

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	soloknight 2009-12-13 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose getting wasted is one way to temporarily solve a problem, but in the long run its not practical. Perhaps a better solution will present itself? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 03:45 am UTC (link)
	...no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soloknight 2009-12-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Very well, then. However, I don't believe we've met. I'm Jacen Solo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Cool name, dude. Sounds like something outta the movies. Just call me Puck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soloknight 2009-12-14 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I was fortunate. Mother wanted to name my younger brother after our father, but instead he's called Anakin, after our grandfather. It's nice to meet you, Puck. Would you want to tell me why you want to "get wasted"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Anakin Solo? I met my kid. And she's a hottie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soloknight 2009-12-14 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes, my younger brother. I also have a twin sister, but that's neither here nor there right now. Your child is...attractive? And this...worries you, of course. As her father. I can see where that might encourage drinking excessively. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:44 am UTC (link)
	That really does sound like a movie or something. Something that was in a movie. Damn. I wanted to bang her, man! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

soloknight
2009-12-14 10:19 pm UTC (link)

Perhaps in your time, there was such a thing. Many things are possible, through the Force.

By most standards, that's considerably frowned upon; however given the fact you didn't know who she was at the time, I think you're allowed a 'free pass' on that first impression. Now with your knowledge of your daughter, you simply have to change your thinking Puck. And stop beating yourself up for one bad choice.

Incidentally, if you'd like a drinking partner, I'm free and I promise to make sure you get home alright.

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	Jacen notdrizzle 2009-12-14 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Hi, person-I-don't-know. I'm Callie, Puck's daughter. I really appreciate your attempt at an intervention here and stuff, and I was just wondering if you could possibly ask him where he's going to go to get drunk? I'm going to send a friend to make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble. Um. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Callie soloknight 2009-12-14 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Callie. I've offered to help Puck, should he wish to 'get wasted'. If he accepts, I will pass on any information I get. Keeping people out of trouble is a specialty in my family. Please don't worry too much about your father, he's just beating himself up; something else my family is fairly expert in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacen notdrizzle 2009-12-15 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tony_control 2009-12-13 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like a good idea. Fortunately, I have obtained the means to do it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Feel like sharing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tony_control 2009-12-14 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, I like sharing. Just tell me where and I'll bring them. Amazing, these portkeys, people can really go anywhere they want to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Let me know if you need a hangover potion. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Potion? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Wizarding school, remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Potions actually work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 04:19 am UTC (link)
	If you make them correctly, they do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Bet they smell like ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-14 04:22 am UTC (link)
	How is it you know what ass smells like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:27 am UTC (link)
	'Cause I share a room with a fag who probably doesn't wash his. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-14 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you're funny. Especially since you have no idea the extent of how well I take care of myself. I doubt you've even glanced at a shower since you got here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Can't pick up any chicks smelling like you. I bathe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I've smelled worse things. But it's probably best to hold your nose before swallowing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:30 am UTC (link)
	All right. How much you want for it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 04:39 am UTC (link)
	What? No, I don't charge my friends for potions! Just call me when you need it and I'll bring it by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Is that what we are? Friends? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Well, it was nice having you at the party last week! And you're joining glee, right? I don't see why we shouldn't be friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:43 am UTC (link)
	~~Most people~~ Oh, yeah. Plus, I'm hot. And you like hot dudes, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 04:46 am UTC (link)
	As friends, totally! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:48 am UTC (link)
	...totally. Yeeaah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eighth_daughter 2009-12-14 05:08 am UTC (link)
	♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-14 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Please be careful. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Aw, don't do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-14 04:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, I'm just worried about you! Don't drive drunk or get alcohol poisoning or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Where's the fun in that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-14 04:17 am UTC (link)
	I like you not-dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fullcommando 2009-12-14 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry. I'm like a cat. I always land on all fours. (Reply to this) (Parent)