Pan, Hermes.
We should go to Babylon for a few days, enjoy the culture.
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Hi :)
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My cousins may very likely wipe each other out someday, and I don't want to be rotting away in this house when it happens. Dear Maker, send me a girl willing to stay longer than a week at the inn, will you? Not that those two have anything in common.
Pan, stop talking to yourself.
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The girl I had in bed with me last night called me a different name in the throes of ecstasy. Should I be offended? I don't think I give two shits. I don't remember her name, anyway. Lucy? Trucy?
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Cousin, sweetest. Lend me an hour of your time.
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In light of the random things showing up, let me just say the trees are looking lovely today.
So I've learned waking up to a bunny rabbit isn't nearly as satisfying as a house full of servants. I'm hiring a maid. She'll be Eastern-European and speak little to no English, but her face and assets will be fantastic.
[ooc: set after their attacks on Wed~]