The Exam: IC Community

With blockmates like these, who needs enemies?

[Luke Skywalker]

On one hand, fortunately, no one got hurt.
On the other hand, unfortunately, no one got hurt.

[Leia Organa]

Didn't Alderaan have some ceremonial swordplay when it came to royal succession? Or was that just a really good dream I had one time.

[Kylo Ren]

Look, at this point I think ignoring each other has run it's course. I'm sure you don't want to talk to me, and we damn well know what happened the last time I tried to talk to you.

I can't bring you home - I'm not going to try. But I have some questions, and I think I deserve answers.

[GFFA FILTER]

Okay. Sure. This might as well happen.

We all make it through?

So, is this it? Are we going home?


[GFFA Filter]

I don't trust it. We still don't know why we're here. We haven't really had to do anything beyond solve a few riddles. It doesn't make sense to just let us go like this.

[Luke Skywalker]

Kid, I know you're unfamiliar with the concept of water. Here's some things you should know: it's wet, a lot of it can kill you, and a lot of it is about to kill me.

I could use a hand. I know you've only got the one to spare.

[Galaxy Far Far Away Filter]

I'm inside, are we all inside?

Scenic.

The pervasive darkness is a nice touch.

The last time I was shivering this badly, it was because I was angry, not cold or sick. Tea usually fixes everything, but the kind that's come in these rations boxes is useless.

Soup is ready. It's a turkey broth meat and vegetable soup - some lamb, a bit of pork, rice and chopped vegetables. If you contributed, you're first in line. If you haven't, and there is some left, line up and you're welcome to it.

If we're at all lucky, we probably only have a few days left of this. But most of us are starving or close to it, and a lot of the food we're getting from ingenious other sources isn't all that appetizing on it's own.

So I have a proposition for everyone - let's make a scavenger soup.

Bring what you have or get what you can that's savoury (a rarity, I know) and we'll throw it together with what we can to make something that's passible.

If you contribute, when it's ready, you get some soup.

Ingredients:

1 Chocolate Egg
1 Bottle of Rumple Minze
1 Can, Condensed milk

Exact measurements may vary.

Melt chocolate.
Mix with condensed milk and peppermint schnapps.

Drink until you forget you're here.

You're welcome.

The biscuits are terrible.

Every0ne that’s worried and c0nsidering someth1ng drastic, don’t.

Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?

[Ash]
I was going to come over, but I think it might be easier to talk this way.

Fine. I know that you


My name is Luke Skywalker.

And I'm not here to rescue you.

WHO: Amilyn Holdo & [OPEN to anyone]
WHEN: Day 1, late morning
WHERE: Outside the Tim Horton's
SUMMARY: Right outside the Tim Horton's, you see an animal that looks very lost, frightened and very alone.
WARNINGS: None.

( May the force be with you, little one. )