The Exam: IC Community

You guys.

I just figured out where I've seen this house before.

And I am now 99.999% sure that we are all on The Bachelor.

Now we just need to figure out where they're storing the Chris Harrison robot they've clearly been using since 2010 when original Chris Harrison became too difficult to control.

Finding a place to sleep was not my first priority when I arrived during the storm. Now that it's calmer, I thought maybe I should figure out my rooming situation. But these bedrooms are unusual for a resort. Were they always this way?

Sometimes when you're trying to sleep
in a basement full of people
too many people
you can't sleep because you're stuck listening
to the various noises
people make that they're completely unaware of
because they're sleeping

You're aware though
because you're very much awake
and then
just as you're falling asleep
finally
the basement floods
and you are suddenly wide awake
and the water is louder than the snoring
so you have to leave

And then you finally find somewhere dry to sleep
hours later
and yet you can hear
that same resounding, rattling, rumbling
noise

SHI- who — outside? — stuck. need —

There is nothing I like more than Steve Rogers telling an asshole to stfu.

Maybe.

omg i'm already bored of this place.

okay so piggybacking off tony's idea, maybe those of us who aren't in the prison should make explosives from the alcohol that people still have with them. it can be for a good distraction, too.

[deadpool]

what are you planning on doing?

I realize that some of you may not be interested in supporting a rebellion for a variety of reasons, be it the potential cost to you personally, the fear of retaliation, or the fact that you rolled on a bunch of us and you don't want us all to find out. And ind i'm not here to convince you. Your decisions are your own.

But for those of you who aren't interested in slowly starving to death in a Soviet Christmas Prison, I have a plan.

I think we've all noticed by now that most of the weapons we've been able to gather have been glorified gardening supplies. But those of us who've been to the yulelag all know that the prison has a pretty massive cache of axes and sharpeners. I think the move here is for as many of us as possible to go where the weapons are, and fight our way out.

You've got to be fucking

Well, the communists kidnapped Peter.

Again.

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The biscuits are terrible.

Every0ne that’s worried and c0nsidering someth1ng drastic, don’t.

Peter Parker gets arrested? Seriously? What sort of fucked up shitty place is this, anyway?

[Filtered to friends of Peter Parker and Tony Stark]

I don't know who all of you are. I'm MJ. A friend of Peter's. So, are we doing something? Does anyone need help?

With more people being arrested, do any of their people- friends, roommates, family- need anything? Nobody has to do this on their own.

What the actual fuck is this? Douchepool, I'm going to kick your ass.

Can anyone else not use their powers?