Well, this is definitely not the way I thought I'd end my day. I think someone slipped something into my celebratory drinks tonight. Don't know what kind of expert this guy's lookin for, but this ain't my problem. If he got himself stuck in a shitty situation, that's not my problem. I didn't read from a cursed book this time, so this shit situation's not mine to fix. Now I need to find two people. One is Kelly. You see a girl that's both filthy and fine with dark hair and eyes that could cut you, that's her. Don't touch her. I'm coming for her. If anything happens to her, I might have to kill you with my bare hands, but I'll do it. Second is Pablo. He's the short Mexican. Dark hair, interesting choice in mustache. I've already lost him once, so if anything happens to him, I don't think I need to repeat myself. You find 'em, you bring 'em to me. Ashley J. Williams.
Now, I need to get back to my celebration because I'm finally being recognized as the hero I am by those assholes in Elk Grove and I need to get back there and rub it all in their faces and make sure they fully understand the fact that I saved all their sorry asses.