The Exam: IC Community

Always fancied red was my colour, but we've decided it's bad news here, yeah?

[Filtered to Lois Lane]

Join me for whatever passes for coffee here?

The room keys. Mine is green. Are these teams again? What colour is everyone? I'm not sure I understand it.

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So I promised I'd come through on a party for all you haunted house people + other randos, and here I am. Announcing that there will be a little Harvestfest going on in Mutt's barn tonight, after the modern art show or whatever it is no one let David in there in gallerist mode, he'll lose his shit. Free food, moonshine, actual legit wine, water and soda for those practicing teetotalism, and mingling! Don't get sloppy and wait til you get back to your rooms for drunken trips to pound town, though I guess if you're desperate a dark corner works.

See you there!

Finn and I would like to invite you all to our gallery opening this afternoon, at Mutt's barn. We've gone a number of original art pieces and we'd like to show them off to the world. Tickets are free, and there'll be a little bit of wine and cheese for those interested.

Are sweaters and wigs a normal custom in this town or Canada at large? I'm curious about the societal reasoning?

My name is Hazel Levesque, cent prae. Juno, if this is your doing, I swear [...] This isn't funny. I have a job to do and people to look after and I can't be wrapped up in this. I don't have time or patience for your stupid plans. I need an update on what's happening. Where are we? Does anyone know how we got here? Is everyone okay?

A typewriter in the study ghostly typed out:

d fsi brubk mi xi byiwu boyftf xt uq tdyuk.

Could be nothing. Could be something.

Do not step into the study because there is an oscilating pendulum blade that will kill you.

So can we start keeping a daily round up of Shit Going Down In Hell House?

I'm never quite sure of who has found what, who's caused what, who's seen what. I know someone started a list of things to be noted, skills, etc. Do you intend to keep updating that daily?

To whoever left the drawing in the study:

Thanks for capturing my good side. I'd be flattered if I didn't think you wanted to kill me.

Any of you assholes know how to crack a safe? Or found anything that goes boom? Feels like there should be a dusty box of dynamite somewhere in this old ass house.

Hello? Is this thing on? Is it just me or does anyone else feel like they've been dropped into the middle of a horror movie? Just me? Okay. Also, has anyone noticed that the windows don't open? I wasn't thinking about climbing out of one... And! Do we really have to wear these old clothes?

My name is Steve Rogers. I don't know where we are, or what's going on. But if anyone here knows who I am, I'd like to know, group up, and see if we can figure this out.

Ok. So everyone's confused. Everyone's mad. And this is weird. We all have places to be probably.

So let's go through, introduce ourselves. If anyone knows more about this Carstairs fellow, share it. And we can get our ducks in a row. Figure this out and get home.

Questions?

Alright, so... this clearly isn't the bottom of the ocean and I'm pretty sure Mera's gonna think I've bailed again so thanks for that.

Sir Reginald T. Carstairs can kiss my ass.

Also, I'm totally taking one side of the bed in whatever room I end up with. Hell, I don't even mind being in the middle but couches are a big fucking no for me.