Dec. 2nd, 2019 at 1:46 PM
None'a you were near outraged enough by my abduction and potential murder. Y'all are a bunch of terrible good guys.
I don't mean to pass any judgments on this hypothetical young woman based solely on her name, but I notice that the motel is unusually full. Did anyone happen to rent out some of these rooms by the hour again? It's an honest mistake that's happened to the best of us.
When we get home, we should go on a real date. No death or dismemberment allowed.