Bellum Letale--A Pre-Made Roleplaying Community

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If a girl was looking for her Woodsman, where would she find him?

totally cool place and forums? omg it's like, better than facebook except no pictures fuck it

i was reading over and like, the fairy tales? fantastic. scratch that - fan-fucking-tastic. in fact, i've always known who i was. seems like i'll fit in, right?

anyway, i'm joss. aka the headless horseman. nice to meetcha.

Can't say I've ever been in a place that provides you with a computer upon moving in. Not that I'm complaining but it's a little strange, you know?

So you all use this thing regularly? I can see how it'd be handy, but I don't know half of what these buttons and things even do!

So, I guess I'm new around here? Just moved in today, so I'm still not sure what to think of it all. My name's Isobel and I'm calling nine oh six home for now. We'll see how long this lasts.

So.

Uhm.

Hi?

Considering that I'm mostly in my right mind, I figured checking in on the rest of you would be appropriate. Those of you who experienced the madness yesterday - are we as a whole feeling more sure of ourselves?

As in who we actually are. I don't even know who this Javert is

I'd also like to issue a warning - there is a vandal in the building, someone who broke and entered into my apartment yesterday. This same person, I believe, attacked others in the halls.

That said - is there a doctor in the building? Or at least someone with some semblance of medical training.

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I really don't know what that girl is getting on about. I'm sorry for the drama, but please do bear in mind that she's been hospitalized quite a bit. Poor child, it's not her fault she seeks all this attention. Abusive boyfriend, murdered family.. so unfortunate.

This is embarrassing -- I've been here a while but I don't think I've met many of you. I'm Ava, on the first floor. One of my new year's resolutions has been to deal with stress better than I have been (mostly not dealing with it) and I'm just now getting around to figuring out how to do that. Manhattan is full of yoga studios and zen temples and whatnot, but most seem to cater to the very, very rich. Anyone here have any recommendations for a good, relaxing, not expensive place for some stress-relieving activities?

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Did you talk to Vaughn last night?

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I apologize for not being 'a good enough Big Bad Wolf.' I wish the building luck in picking someone better for the role.

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I slept through the anon

You can be Dracula without being Dracula, you know.

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You people think I have magic powers?

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Anyone got some self-defense skills they'd be willing to volunteer for a good cause?


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Feel like talking, honey?

TO: favoritethings@gmail.com
FROM: Hannah S. (rhymeswithbanana@gmail.com)
SUBJECT: Hi

Um. I hope this is the right email address, or it's going to be really embarrassing Hi. This is Red, right?

It's Hannah... from that group therapy session the other day. To be honest, I thought it would be a waste of time, but I think it kind of helped. I know we don't know each other, but I think-- well, you seemed to be the only one who really understood. My psychiatrist I don't think the facilitator really did.

You look kind of familiar, have I seen you before? Anyway. Just thought I'd say hi, in case you wanted to talk. Or something.

[ooc: If this looks legible, it's because he c/ped most of it from Evelyn's post.]

Who wants to take me out to dinner?

I'll let you fight over me, ladies and gentlemen. I expect you to make a red bull/del taco run (twenty cans and the fiesta pack). However, I'll give you the ten bucks. And if tacos and an all-nighter of Halo can't get you, then I have no idea what you people want out of life.

DUDE

Hi I'm Russell and I'm new.

So what the hell's up with the elevator? It tried to gank my stuff away when I wasn't in there. What gives?

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Somehow thank you doesn't seem like enough, but I guess it'll have to do.

You really didn't have to, you know. But I'm glad you did. Even though all I left you was a stupid card

To the esteemed members of the tenth floor who the fuck am I kidding? - I've recently adopted a terrier. She's a bit special. She's only had bad experiences with humans in the past fucking breeders and doesn't like being approached. She's scared. Thanks to runaway lawn mowers

Same goes for other floors, but you're less likely to see me take Nessie out.

word on the street is this little forum is where all the cool kids are hanging out. i figured "well, i'm kind of really awesome, so why not, right?"

i'm pretty sure i know absolutely no one around these here parts, (with the exception of my dear older sister... who might actually be hiding right now) so i guess i'll introduce myself? that's formal, right? like an internet orgy of handshakes?

right. okay. awkward.

anywhore, i'm riley. i live up in 902 with the sister. i'm a scorpio, i have this major addiction love to for the beatles, and one day i'm going to be a real actress that doesn't have to strip to get the role of hamlet. don't ask. seriously. that's about it, i guess? i'm not going to tell you i'm single, because there'd be no point in using this for a dating service. (but i am, though. i'm totally single. just saying.)

I see my brother has already done me the favor of introductions. And what a wonderful job he's done. I mean that. Truly.

But anywho, enough about him. I'm Liam Holz, otherwise known as the good-looking twin. Unlike my other half, I still quite enjoy the work that I do as a medical specialist. I'm flawless with a scalpel, let me tell you. And contrary to popular belief, I'm certainly NOT rowdy, I just like a good time. That's not a crime, is it?

Questions? Ask. I'm really fucking easy to get along with. Unless your name is Emery.

I really hate introduc Get the fuck on with i

Hello, everyone. I. We Well, I suppose We'd I'd best introduce our myself. Better late than never, right?

I'm, well, I'm Emery Holz. sometimes I live in 807 with my younger twin brother Liam. I. I apologize for what he might say to you. If you hear anything a bit, well, strange, I apologize. Christ, Emery, how many fucking times are you going to say well? You're like a fucking broken rec I do try not to be loud, but sometimes my brother, he's a bit. Rowdy, you see. I'm sure you will all meet him soon enough, as he does so enjoy the attention.

I'm not quite sure what else I should say about myself... Oh! I'm a doctor. Or, at least, I used to be. Though, I guess that won't particularly come in handy now, will it?



Um. Anyway, lovely to be here. Yes.

Hey all! So, I've just moved in -- or, I want to -- but the elevator is broken? (Maybe that's definitive, in which case, .) And I'm on the 5th floor (my mom was afraid someone could break in so I couldn't take the first floor, which I wanted, but why did she pick the fifth? Can anyone climb up that high? she's overprotective, I'm trying to get her in to family therapy but that's neither here nor there)... So, anyway, five flights are a lot of stairs. (Queen of understatement here!) So, I guess what I'm trying to figure out is: are New Yorkers as rude as they're rumored to be? HALP! how do I get the elevator to stop on my floor so I can move my things in?

Oh, god; I haven’t used a computer in so long… why am I even doing this? I don’t want to meet anyone. I don’t even want to be here.

I noticed that this seems to be the mode of communication here, and new tenants use it to introduce themselves, so I guess now it’s my turn.

I’m Hannah, and I just moved into 1004 a couple of days ago. I know not everyone is a fan of animals although I can’t see why so I guess I should let the others on my floor know that I have a dog. He’s only a puppy, really, and doesn’t bark very much at all, so I don’t think he’ll be a bother. That doesn't give you permission to complain if you think he is, though.

Well… that’s about it.

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Oh. I look forward to meeting you all.