Who: Deadpool and Logan and Javert, later
What: Thar's a-gonna be a rumble!
Where: Starts out at Storybrooke Bakery and will probably move out into the street
When: After sunset!
Rating: I'm going to say R for language and violence
Status: Incomplete
Marching along with a newly found purpose, swinging his arms as he stepped with
Javert's awesome hat perched jauntily upon his head, Deadpool made his way through town like he owned the place. And why not?! Inspector Javert gave him the mission to search and apprehend the criminal, Jean Valjean. Javert doubted that Valjean was even in town, but that didn't matter! Deadpool would find him, anyway!
You're just excited about wearing the hat. "Dude, who wouldn't?!" Deadpool answered his inner voice. "Now, if I were Jean Valjean, where would I go?"
Duh! The bakery!"That's right! Thanks, yellow thoughts. He's probably stealing himself a cheese danish right now!"
And a medium latte, to go!"We need to hurry before he gets away!"
At the entrance to the town bakery, Deadpool
KICKED the door with such force that it slammed open and came off one of its hinges.
"
Where is he?!" he shouted. "Where is prisoner number 90210? No wait, that's not right. 867-5309? That's not right, either.
I'm looking for Jean Valjean!" He swaggered in with both katanas drawn. "Jean Valjean's a pretty cool name. It's easy to shout.
JEAN VALJEAN! Though, it kinda sounds like Ma and Pa Valjean wasn't feeling very creative when he born. 'Oh honey, what are we gunna name our baby boy?' 'I dunno, Martha. Let's just drop the Val from our last name!' 'Perfect!'"