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Who: Clint and Laura Barton.
What: Clint has some things to explain to his wife. Like...his boyfriend.
Where: Granny's.
When: Right after this.
Rating: PG.
Status: In progress.

( Hi, honey. I've missed you. I love you. Let me tell you about my boyfriend. )

Who: Clint Barton and Ward. Open to other members of the Spysassin House.
What: Loki gave Clint an assignment. Clint is following orders.
Where: Spysassin apartment.
When: Afternoon.
Rating: R (warning: mind control, violence).
Status: Complete.

( he wanted it to be personal. he wanted it to hurt. )

Who: Clint Barton and Loki.
What: Clint's not coping well with Phil's departure. Loki takes advantage.
Where: Street of Storybrooke.
When: Early evening.
Rating: PG (warning: mind control).
Status: Complete.

( it was like there was ice inside him, filling him up and swimming through his veins and making it hard to think )

Who: Juno MacGuff and Clint Barton (MCU)
Where: Storybrooke Hospital
When: Friday, August 22. Afternoon.
What: Juno has given birth, Clint might take home baby MacGuff.
Warnings Low.
Status: Incomplete/Thread

( ... )

Who: Coulson and Clint (you're welcome, Deadpool!)
What: Deadpool delivers Coulson's birthday gift
Where: Coulson and Clint's apartment
When: Morning
Rating: Safe... ish?
Status: Take it away, Coulson and Clint

The doorbell to Coulson and Clint's apartment is rung, but when they go to answer it, Deadpool had already run away, but he left something at their doorstep - a donkey shaped pinata with this picture of Hawkeye's face (because that's the only one he had), cut out and stuck on the donkey's butt. Taped to the body, written in red crayon in big words are HIT ME, and there's even a baseball bat next to it for them to use.

Inside the pinata, instead of toys and candy, Deadpool placed rat poison pellets (loose, out of the package), a couple boxes of tick-tacs, a half eaten bag of corn chips (Deadpool ate the other half), some women's sanitary pads (loose, out of the package)... and live hand grenade, with the pin attached to the a string, attached to the inside of the body of the pinata, with the intention that when the pinata was broken, the weight of the grenade falling would pull the pin.

Who: Allison Argent and OPEN
When: Shortly after her arrival and post
Where: Around town
What: Exploring Storybrooke
Rating: TBA

( --- )

Who: Clint Barton and Phil Coulson. Open to Nat and Ward since they live there too.
What: Clint is not coping well with Loki being around. It aggravates some damage.
Where: Their apartment. Specifically their bedroom.
When: Morning.
Rating: PG-13 (warning: violent imagery and ptsd).
Status: In progress.

( it was like he couldn't pull himself out of sleep )

WHO: Grant Ward & Clint Barton
WHAT: Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind
WHEN: May 10th
WHERE: Basement of Tower 2
RATING: PG-13 (for violence and mentions of abuse)
STATUS: COMPLETE

( It had been nearly a week, and Ward still wasn't sure what Barton was trying to accomplish. )

Who: Loki & Clint Barton (MCU)
What: Clint figures this is an excellent time to go talk to his favorite person.
Where: Loki's room.
When: Friday morning-ish, the 7th.
Ratings/Warnings: TBD, possible talk of depression, suicidal thoughts, and/or past acts of mind control and violence.
Status: In Progress

( 'Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.' )

Who: Clint Barton and Phil Coulson.
What: Phil is jailbait. Everything is awkward.
Where: Their apartment.
When: Morning.
Rating: A for Awkward.
Status: In progress.

( holy fuck, he was glad he'd worn pants to sleep, because he really didn't need a visit from Chris Hansen this early in the morning...or ever )

Who: Snow White, Prince Charming and EVERYONE ELSE!
When: New Years Eve beginning at 8pm
Where: Some ballroom that magically exists in Storybrooke, okay?
What: New Years Eve Ball! Every person in Storybrooke received an invitation to this.
Rating: TBA/Varied. Make sure you label your threads with any applicable warnings.

This is an IC/OOC thread. You can start your threads in the comments or just post in with who came with who and who wore what, etc, etc. HAVE FUN WITH THIS, GUYS!

( yep, Snow pretty much went all out for this thing )

Who: Clint Barton and Phil Coulson.
What: Clint has made a contribution to decorating. It's about as awful as you might imagine. Also, I owe Dena something nice for breaking her feels.
Where: Their apartment.
When: Evening.
Rating: TBD.
Status: In progress.

( The tree itself was...well, it wasn't like any other tree. )

Who:  Phil Coulson, Clint Barton (MCU)
What:  Morning afters are weird.
Where:  Clint's room (Tower #2, Room #102)
When:  Nov. 1st, earlyish.
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13 to be safe.
Status: In progress

( There was a high chance that Fury would have him either murdered or locked in a downstairs vault. )

Who: Loki, Clint Barton (MCU)
What: Clint has a type.
Where: The Rabbit Hole, then Clint's.
When: Wednesday evening, the 9th.
Ratings/Warnings: Possible adult implications.
Status: In Progress (Possible spoilers for the latest episode of Agents of SHIELD!)

( Buy a new girl a drink? )

WHO: Nick Fury & Clint Barton
WHAT: Clint says he has a sitrep that needs to be private. Nick isn't so sure why, but he's willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
WHEN: Not long after this
WHERE: Town Square
RATING: PG-13

( He was a good agent, and Fury had no intention of losing Barton to his own insecurities. )

Who: Clint Barton and Phil Coulson.
What: Clint is pissed at Phil. Phil wants to talk.
Where: Clint's apartment.
When: Early July 9 (backdated).
Rating: TBD.
Status: In progress.

( He'd been drinking because it was Phil's birthday and Phil was dead and that, no matter what the SHIELD psych department or Tasha or anyone else said, was his fault. And then he'd been drinking because Phil wasn't dead, he was actually a lying liar who lied. )

WHO: Open to all Storybrooke residents!
WHERE: Granny's Diner
WHEN: Tonight, July 10th
WHAT: It's time for a meet and greet at Granny's.
RATING: PG-PG13 at most, make notes of trigger warnings if applicable.

( Come have some pie and meet your neighbors )