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Who: Deadpool and Sharon Carter (MCU)
What: Deadpool finds out his 'satchel' doesn't work
Where: The forest
When: After the Marvel team switches out the magic satchel
Rating: PG
Status: Good to stand on its own as a solo narrative, unless somebody wants to tag.
Note: If somebody wants to jump in, I'd prefer somebody who hasn't interacted with Deadpool before, to give other characters a chance <3

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Who: Deadpool and Steve
What: A distraction lunch
Where: Cafe near the dumpster Deadpool frequents
When: Backdated to the afternoon of the 22nd
Rating: It's Deadpool, so probably high
Status: Closed, ongoing

Who: Coulson and Clint (you're welcome, Deadpool!)
What: Deadpool delivers Coulson's birthday gift
Where: Coulson and Clint's apartment
When: Morning
Rating: Safe... ish?
Status: Take it away, Coulson and Clint

The doorbell to Coulson and Clint's apartment is rung, but when they go to answer it, Deadpool had already run away, but he left something at their doorstep - a donkey shaped pinata with this picture of Hawkeye's face (because that's the only one he had), cut out and stuck on the donkey's butt. Taped to the body, written in red crayon in big words are HIT ME, and there's even a baseball bat next to it for them to use.

Inside the pinata, instead of toys and candy, Deadpool placed rat poison pellets (loose, out of the package), a couple boxes of tick-tacs, a half eaten bag of corn chips (Deadpool ate the other half), some women's sanitary pads (loose, out of the package)... and live hand grenade, with the pin attached to the a string, attached to the inside of the body of the pinata, with the intention that when the pinata was broken, the weight of the grenade falling would pull the pin.

Who: Deadpool and Logan and Javert, later
What: Thar's a-gonna be a rumble!
Where: Starts out at Storybrooke Bakery and will probably move out into the street
When: After sunset!
Rating: I'm going to say R for language and violence
Status: Incomplete

Marching along with a newly found purpose, swinging his arms as he stepped with Javert's awesome hat perched jauntily upon his head, Deadpool made his way through town like he owned the place. And why not?! Inspector Javert gave him the mission to search and apprehend the criminal, Jean Valjean. Javert doubted that Valjean was even in town, but that didn't matter! Deadpool would find him, anyway!

You're just excited about wearing the hat.

"Dude, who wouldn't?!" Deadpool answered his inner voice. "Now, if I were Jean Valjean, where would I go?"

Duh! The bakery!

"That's right! Thanks, yellow thoughts. He's probably stealing himself a cheese danish right now!"

And a medium latte, to go!

"We need to hurry before he gets away!"

At the entrance to the town bakery, Deadpool KICKED the door with such force that it slammed open and came off one of its hinges.

"Where is he?!" he shouted. "Where is prisoner number 90210? No wait, that's not right. 867-5309? That's not right, either. I'm looking for Jean Valjean!" He swaggered in with both katanas drawn. "Jean Valjean's a pretty cool name. It's easy to shout. JEAN VALJEAN! Though, it kinda sounds like Ma and Pa Valjean wasn't feeling very creative when he born. 'Oh honey, what are we gunna name our baby boy?' 'I dunno, Martha. Let's just drop the Val from our last name!' 'Perfect!'"

Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) and OPEN to random encounter
What: Deadpool celebrates the 4th of July
Where: The town park
When: July 4, before dusk
Rating: Probably R, because Deadpool is rude
Status: In Progress/OPEN

( Seriously, somebody stop him before he blows the town to Kingdom Come. )

Who: Bruce Banner (MCU) and Wade Wilson. (The Hulk and Deadpool)
What: Bruce runs into Wade/Deadpool.
Where: The middle of town.
When: July 3, afternoon.
Rating: PG for now.
Status: In Progress/Closed

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