War Is Coming Communications.

Right...a few things, then:

1. Who is the best at Latin pronunciation? I'd like to make sure I've memorized what little I've been able to retain so far properly.
2. Where does one find a sparring partner here without having to kick the shite out of drunken Yanks at a pub?
3. Where is the next rookie-level hunt and who do I talk to about tagging along to learn the ropes?

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So who here can help me ward a place up the ying-yang? I'm renovating and expanding it right now, so I don't want to do it until after that's done, but after it's done I'd like it if it could be warded to have a similar level of mystical security to the complex. If anyone wanted to help me with normal security that would also be awesome. Money's no object in either case, I want this place to have the best of the best and if that costs top dollar I'm just fine with that.

I have purchased a building in town, and am having it renovated to meet my standards. Evidently it is impossible to find an existing, suitable palace in Lawrence, no matter what kind of funds are at one's disposal.

Once my new palace is complete I will be having quite a celebratory feast. I will inform everyone of the date when it is closer to completion.

If anyone is skilled in cooking, I can now afford to hire them to create the meal. Other servants will be needed for other things, also. I do pay well, but you are expected to be excellent or you will be ki thrown in the dunge flogged? beaten? terminated from service with no pay. I do not offer second chances.

Currently I require someone to make my apartment 'festive', and someone to clean my clothes.

[Jaime]

I have hired a servant. She is called 'Candy'.

I instructed her to prepare me dinner, but she keeps taking off her clothes.

Does it make me less intimidating as a person if I say that I just spent my entire afternoon playing Super Mario on the Wii?

For the record, guys, these things are made of weird.

First I threw it into the wall because it made me mad when it woke me up and it didn't shut up or break or anything, just finished its little song. And then I threw it out the window because I was mad. And it came back. So then I figured it had to be possessed or something since hello, it CAME BACK. And then I tried to burn it. I'm good at burning things. Cookies, chicken, why not ball thingies?

And um. It doesn't. Burn, I mean. This is so weird, what do I do with it??

Um. ...I need help. I tried to make cookies, because I read somewhere that people do that, sometimes, you know, at Christmastime.

...is the oven supposed to be smoking...? Because that wasn't in the recipe...

How many alternate realities can one guy visit in an eternity? Not that I can complain too much. This place definitely beats that cage I was in...

If the Cloak chose now to malfunction I might just hit someon Hi. I seem to be a little lost, and the clerk at the internet cafe told me I should look here for help. Although I'm not sure how I'm supposed to ask Mundies for help getting back to the Homel Could someone direct me to the nearest bus station? I need to get back to New York.

What's going on? Come on! It was definitely Annie's turn to play the kidnapped Batman love interest! It was me the last three times, Abed. We're even for the grappling hook, now, seriously. She doesn't make a very good Catwoman, anyway. No offense, Annie. Where'd you leave me, you guys? I gotta get back; it's Inspector Space Time night, this isn't funny. Come out and get me, guys, or I'm calling Jeff. I mean it.

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Ohh...punch is bad. I feel terrible :(

[Jimmy, Kon, Allana, Rose]

What was that stuff? Kon...you were wrong...there's still a headache. Ugh. But thanks, anyway.

So. . . I think the world might be broken? Because it's missing cities and a bunch of stuff that is kinda important.

Or I'm in an alternate dimension and a bunch of dogs are going to reply to this. Which might be cool. In the way that talking dogs who can use computers are cool.

Or this is something else that I haven't thought of yet. But eventually I will think of it. Probably. If you give me time.

This place is stifling me. I've got to get out for a while. Thanks for the party, guys, but I really just... I'm not used to this. Four walls for so long and all. Maybe if I felt useful but when most people just look at you like you're some kid, it's the opposite of helpful. Which I am. Some kid, I mean. But I don't feel like one most of the time.

Headed to Colorado. I need to see how much of it is the same. Personal thing, I guess. Not that anyone'll need me but if they do, I'll have this thing on me. No idea how long I'm gonna stay. I've lived off the land before and rats on a spitfire aren't that bad so it could be a while, I don't really know yet.

..right, I meant to eat about seven hours ago. But then there were characters to explore and worlds to adventure through. The only thing I want to change about this game is I think it needs a train the dragon option. I don't want to kill it with fire, it would be more productive to fly on it.

Easy bake cookies are not as easy bake as their name implies.

So, um. People of the 5th floor? I apologize. From what I've read on the internet, the smell will eventually go away. Sorry.

Anyone have any fabreeze?

Um So, I've never done the Halloween thing before. I know what it is, we all watched Hocus Pocus once and some movie about a little ghost. But I've never actually participated. Should have taken Angel trick-or-treating, why am I an idiot So um. Costumes. How hard are they? And the whole bobbing for apples thing-overrated old-fashionedness or does this actually happen?

I hate looking stupid

It's always nice to know that the people here are exactly the same as people back home on the Upper West Side. They're just as tolerant and understanding and accepting.

...Sarcasm. Gotta love it.

It took all of my restraint not to fry I hate people sometimes Don't be surprised to find them all strangely stuck on the roof of the school tomorrow

In other news, English was cancelled today for mysterious reasons.

Captain likes to watch Hillbilly Handfishin'!

Flint
Thanks for coming with me to get Captain his food. He really eats a lot for such a little kitten. It reminds me of Lord Tubbington.

Guys, I have a new kitten! I named him Captain and he can talk!

Hi, I'm Billy Kaplan. I guess I should probably be more freaked out by all of this, but after dating an alien, becoming teammates with a time traveler, and possibly being a transplanted soul of a child that was supposed to be dead, you kind of look over the small things.

I'm 16, and I was a teenage superhero in my world. That's really pretty much it. Oh - Well, they called me Wiccan. Guess that might interest other comic book fans like myself.


And to Teddy, if you can read this:

I just want you to know that I'm okay. And whatever time you're from, past or future or even my present, I hope you're okay too. If you're here, please let me know and stay where you are. I'll find you. And if you're not, but you're somehow able to access this message, just know that I'm alright. Don't worry about me. I'll keep safe, and I'll try not to do anything too stupid.

And if you're not here, I will find you and bring you here I hope you're keeping safe too. Try not to get too impatient waiting for me to come back.

Also-- I love you Well, you know. I don't have to say it.

-Billy