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March 20th, 2012

Filtered Against Evil, Moriarty, and Katherine

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Holy shit I want to try and make homemade poptarts. I found recipes!

I can't even decide where to start! I totes must do this though.

There's a nutella, strawberry, and white chocolate one.... or apple pie one....or pumpkin. Where the hell do I start?

In other news I no longer have a job. Oops.

January 24th, 2012

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Using spikes in this movie to derail a train. That's cute. Amateurs.

[filtered TO Evil sans Lucifer]
Just maybe Earth won't be so boring this time around. I might be lookin to get a leg up on anything interesting that may need transporting or selling, or otherwise gettin made to disappear. Name is Malcolm Reynolds. Former Captain of Serenity. Pretty good at making things disappear. For a price.

January 21st, 2012

Filtered against evil and children

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You've got to be kidding me. Listen up, you stupid fucking seal, leave me out of your apocalypse bullshit.

Filtered against evil and children under 18

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I think I have finally managed to make my room respectable enough to see clients. Of course, there is only so much one can do with a gift card to Wal-Mart, and what a horrible but I'm a resourceful woman. It is definitely an improvement on it's previous state and if things go well here perhaps I can purchase a bigger place.

I suppose now is as good a time as ever to introduce myself properly instead of asking a million questions. My name is Inara Serra. I wasn't born in this time and when I come from Earth doesn't exactly exist anymore. I am a trained and licensed companion. It's the way I make my living and it is a part of who I am. If you're interested in learning more, please feel free to contact me.

Filtered to Leia )

January 12th, 2012

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Been watching the news lately, trying to get a better feel for this place since I can't exactly tell the guys at the garage that I don't know much about earth since I'm an alien from a comic book. A couple news stories are sticking out to me here. One about how your celebrities have great taste in names and... one about a chef's dwarf porn double being found in a badger's den. This a common crime for you people? Because I did not expect Earth to have Zeltros beat for insane crimes involving porn that I've heard about lately.

January 9th, 2012

Filtered against River and Nine.

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Here's a question that's actually not terribly important at all.

Do you think I would look sexy in leather?

January 8th, 2012

Anti Evil I Guess

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Being back on the job is good, new town or not. I can deal with that part. Thanks a lot, Abby, I appreciate it.

Embezzlers aren't my favorites, but I'll take what I can get. Actually kind of looking forward to it. Bringing people to justice the right way is empowering.

January 7th, 2012

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Hey, cop-types? Say hello to the major hitters for two different allied gangs, and one major meth dealer from Topeka.

[Attached is a cameraphone picture of what used to be a little hole-in-the-wall bar. While still there, the walls, floor, and ceiling are scorched almost completely black. More concerning are the clearly-still-living people strewn about the floor, twelve of them all told. Many of them are sobbing and trying to claw through the wall to get away from the camera, or rather Danny, who is behind it. A few of them look catatonic, with looks of abject horror and grief frozen on their vacant faces. All of them look battered, bruised, and broken, though none look mortally wounded.]

Once they're able to string a coherent sentence together, I'd say a few hours in the worst case, they'll be begging to confess their crimes. Thought I'd give you a heads up.

You're welcome.

(OOC: Unfiltered because Danny is in the throes of a breakdown. They’ll start flooding in within the hour, but will be mostly incoherent for a few hours, then they'll have confessions from all of them, though only some will seem penitent and the rest will just be terrified. Even better, every single confession checks out. However, during the early stages where they're still incoherent, every single one of them will babble about the "reaper wreathed in flame" so, y'know, confession-editing may be necessary. >.> Several of them probably aren't going to be quite right again, though, their psyches too weak to handle the trauma of the Penance Stare.)

January 3rd, 2012

Filtered from the evil types and people that staked her

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I did a whole list of New Years Resolutions ala Lexi for the year I wasn't supposed to make it too but when I got to resolution 35 I decided screw it and just have the resolution of 'Enjoy life, enjoy friendships, and make the best of it.'

So far I like it.

FYI Bobby's resolution is to clear the 'goddamn blood out of his fridge or make the fang do it her own damn self once in a while'. In my defense, busy, and also still hungover from NYE. I resent hangovers. They shouldn't happen.


I also resolve to not just focus on Stefan. He's not the only one to need the Lexi Magic.


So, if I asked where you were, would I like the answer?

January 2nd, 2012

Filtered against evil, I suppose?

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Well, this has been just fucking peachy so far. The food makes me throw up, I can't sleep in a bed anymore as it turns out, and there's apparently more than one guy running around with my dead brother's face. Best concussion ever. Really though. It's really sad when the highlight of an experience is hot, running water, I'm just saying.

Can I please go home now? I'm really over it.

December 29th, 2011

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The New Year is coming up! It's one of my favorite times of year.

Are there any big things going on for New Years that a girl should know about?

December 26th, 2011


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If I forgot one of your characters let me know. I am super tired and not thinking clearly.

Mary )

Allana )

Blue )

December 20th, 2011

Filtered against baddies

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K, wishiewishie maed. Who exists adn has a BA from NYU in phtot pothro taking picteurs?? OYA ME!

Setting an alram...what time tomoorrow? Girls night tonite no hangover proomise. rose is in carhge. im cut off nwo.

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mooooooooostache on foone

December 18th, 2011

No Bad Guys. None. No Way.

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Words words words I love words especially words I choose to say without belting them out across town. Cause, hi, weird. Though dance clubs full of singing people are HILARIOUS!

Speaking of dancing...


no evil

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So, when I got here I thought this was a strange, strange little city. Think I underestimated it. How often does shit like this happen?

Though, you know, it did improve the club scene around here by a lot.

December 16th, 2011

Filtered to Ladies Only...Non-Evil Ladies, that is

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If you go hard you gotta get on the floor
If you're a party freak then step on the floor
If your an animal then tear up the floor
Break a sweat on the floor
Yeah we work on the floor
Don’t stop keep it moving
Put your drinks up
Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor
Brazil, Morocco
London to Ibiza
Straight to L.A. New York
Vegas to Africa

Dance the night away
Live your life and stay young on the floor

Filtered against evil

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What is the malted liquor? (Beer!)
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)

[OOC: "Beer Song" by Weird Al. As if it needs a notation. :P]

December 14th, 2011

Filtered to people arriving in the last two weeks

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So, new people, how're you settling in?

I'm Ruby Winchester by the way, I know some of you talked to Sam, and Lexi I know you're busy up at Bobby's so this applies less to you.

Everyone doing okay? Need anything else explained? If not how about you all swing by the complex at say, eight tomorrow evening, come by, we'll set you up with all the info you need about this place
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