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So we all got the gaudy little trinket? I'm gonna go on record now, anyone who actually wishes on these things is fucking retarded. There's no such thing as a something-for-nothing wish, so any of you that are stupid enough to buy into this crap deserve whatever twisted nightmare wish or trip to Hell you end up with. Me, I'm gonna see how well mine handles being fuel for a marshmallow roast. I suggest anybody with any sense in their heads do the same.