War Is Coming Communications.

...So has anyone heard of anyone bursting into flames in the last couple of days?

I swear, I didn't summon Sweet this time!

So, is stealin' a hyena or two better or worse than stealin' kiddies Christmas presents. I mean in terms of dyin'

Just hypothetically an' all?

Also I HAVE A WHOLE ROOM IN THE HOUSE. ITS AMAZING AND DON'T EVEN HAVE NO TREES IN IT. NOT THAT TREES AIN'T AWESOME AND ALL BUT STILL

I rented this movie online that was supposed to be Sleeping Beauty, but there are naked people in it.

So. . . I think the world might be broken? Because it's missing cities and a bunch of stuff that is kinda important.

Or I'm in an alternate dimension and a bunch of dogs are going to reply to this. Which might be cool. In the way that talking dogs who can use computers are cool.

Or this is something else that I haven't thought of yet. But eventually I will think of it. Probably. If you give me time.

Has the fridge turned into the wasteland of takeout and pizza boxes yet?

[Clark]
I made it to Bobby's safe and sound.

[Lois]
How are you feeling?

[Bart]
How are things? I should have stayed another night..

[Damien]
I didn't get to say congratulations on the job. What is it?

[Xander]
Is this really your number?Testing? Proof of identity required. Dance.

[Andrea]
Raincheck on hanging out? We didn't really get to with all the Kryptonite around.

Do I have to come get you? Because I will. I would rather you just come home on your own. I can get Clark involved if I have to but I'd like to avoid that.

[Edit to include text to Oliver]
I'm sorTomorrow evening I will be on the road, be back in a few weeks. Bart can still come if you want him to.

Being in this place isn't entirely bad. Demons and stuff aside.even if my identity is out there for the world to see, it's weird but There are some people I never thought I'd get to see again, as strange as it can be sometimes that they're from another universe and don't really know me yet the way I knew them, it's..given me I don't know. Hope. Something I'd forgotten for along time what it felt like.

[Clark]
Got a minute?

[Bart]
Still mad at me?

[Buffy]
Can I ask you something?

Are you okay?
What's going
Where ar
Bart..
Sup?

You know I hate being left out of the loop, and I worry. So come over and keep me company?

Chloe made me get this dog.

She is the greatest dog that has ever lived and I'm not exaggerating at all. She is by far ten times smarter than Chloe's dog. I mean, she already knows three tricks and it's only been a day. So far she's only gone to the bathroom inside two times. That's a genius.

Tim, you should come see her. I'll let you take her outside.

(OOC: THERE'S A KITTEN FOR YOU VIRGIL. BUT OLIVER IS BEING MEAN AND HIDING IT IN CHLOE'S APARTMENT.)

Since Oliver seems to really enjoy flushing his money down the toilet on Hello Kitty games I’m going to return the favor by throwing them out the window. Because every single one of these games sucks and somebody in this apartment is a huge so not funny freaking cheater and I know he went out of his way to annoy us because I can tell you right now that they DO NOT sell these atrocious unbeatable games in stores for unsuspecting little children to stumble upon.

And Virgil, don't play Guitar Hero with him. He whines when you kick his ass at it. A lot.

My powers came back.

The only thing that sucks about having Superspeed, is that my son isn't here to see it.

[warning: language]
Everyone needs to back the fuck off. There is nothing wrong with me so stop acting like there is. It's none of your business what I do with my life. I'm not a God damned robot, I'm a human being. Free will, one of the best gifts there is. Or are we all suppose to be slaves in this universe. You can try but I will most certainly put up a hell of a fight because I'm never going to bow down to anyone.

[few hours after his log, and after sending Azula the necklace]

[Some time later; Filtered against anyone under 18]

Ohh.. so, this is what normal is like. I'm really a full human right now. Never thought I'd be, it's kinda like freedom in a way I bet I know how Pinocchio felt. The puppet version.. heh, reminds me of a bad joke, but I won't say it here, it'll offend people. Do people know the germs in the air? How much sickness goes around in the world, how if we even get cut or shot.. that's it, game over? No extra continues. No extra life, no extra quarter to put in a slot. I'm basically a full human now. Can't do ANY of the stuff I could do before. So all I got going for me is a little bit of karate moves, and what I learned at the academy and Yale. Never felt so useless

But hey! Isn't there a bright side. I mean, I can get drunk now! I could before, but well.. it was only if I really, really wanted to. But now. Ohhh, brother, I can totally get wasted after a couple drinks just like anyone else. But what about... getting high? Anybody got some weed? I heard munchies were mentioned, and other posters here seemed high on dope. I need to score some of that. Hell, I need to score period. But who doesn't want that now and then? Seriously. I sure as hell liked scoring, and believe me, I'm quite good at it. Had quite a few wild parties in the university. But shhh... the dean didn't know that. Heh. I also did a practical joke or two.

Still trying to figure if I should go out. I'm practically defenseless without my abilities. But I need to stock up on stuff. Medicine. Air fresheners. Cleaning solutions. Ohh, and some better clothes. Definitely need better clothes. If I'm going to be normal, might as well look good like cool people do, yes? Maybe some more suits, or a coat, or another silk shirt. Maybe they got something at Nord or Macy. Though hanging out with someone else sounds good, if you can kick ass. Maybe we can get drunk, or HIGH, or whatever you want that isn't completely boring. I hate being bored. So if anyone wants to go outside, I'm around. In my room, really. Making sure there's nothing to cause an accident. Honestly, it can be dangerous. Might get more rock salt too.

ETA: Ohh, and we got new people here, I noticed. Hello there. We're stuck. Lilith is evil. Has an army. Seals breaking, Lucifer will come if last one breaks. Hoping it doesn't come to that at all. Wow, did I really just say that Damn this place has really gotten to me And hey, my name is Damien Thorn. Single Going to need amulets, rock salt, devil's traps, and latin.. though Andrew can help with the last one. He's good at that subject, so that would be your best bet. Teaches it here. And yes, this isn't the only time something weird has took place here.

This can't happen... I'm a human. I'm a puny little human. This can't happen!

ETA: Fuck this. I don't do this sniveling bullshit. I'm the fucking Juggernaut.

Whoever did this? I'm going to fucking murder you. Slowly. And I'm going to enjoy it.

I can't run. I'm slow.

I kinda want a pet..and the thing in the back of the fridge doesn't count, even if I think I saw it staring at me this morning when I tried to get the eggs out.

I'm starting to wonder if the only thing Queen knows how to make is cereal. And I thought I was a bad cook.