War Is Coming Communications.

With alcohol returned I feel like going on a quest to see how well this century does mead.

[Filtered to anyone who has dated/fallen for someone who might have been considered evil/morally ambiguous*]

So if you can see this then you’ve dated or had feelings for someone who has most likely done horrible things to either you, your friends and family, complete strangers or really any combination of all of those things.

So on a scale of 1-10 how extremely screwed am I for maybe possibly having feelings for someone who does horrible things?

Is it worth it to even try for anything or better to just try and squash all of those feelings like a bug?

Did your family and friends hate you for forever?

I just need insight. So much insight. All of the insight.

Please.

[*This filter does NOT include one Elena Gilbert, thank you]

Aside from the missing of tea and pastries, I can't say I'm too bothered by what's going on.

Good morrow, good people of Lawrence. I brave once again the mysteries of this device in order to laud something that I doubt not you take for granted, but which is a treat almost unequalled to me.

No, I do not speak of fireworks, though I attended a display that was most enjoyable.

I speak of sugar!

When I was a child, we had cakes and pies and sweets made of sugar from the shop at the corner. I remember them well. I simply adored coconut rolls (with liquorice!). And strawberry creams, or white chocolate drops -- positively ripping! Until the war, I was quite keen on baking too. But not long after we left London, sugar was rationed, and we were not allowed it often. Perhaps this is why I remember those earlier treats so fondly.

In Narnia we lacked refined sugar as well, for the sugarcane plant did not grow in our climate -- indeed, I don't know if it even existed in that world -- nor would we have had the labour to process it. Our feasts were none the worse for it, for there are other sources of sweetness, but all the same...

Well, that was certainly something. Arthur, why weren't you there? Were you being a broody prince? I think you were.

Also, Rory? Why can't you make it snow?

I made the mistake of lingering on the channel that the show I'm from. The show was on. And I was killed.

[Lancelot]
So, you and Morgana are courting each other?

[Morgana]
Told you I'd find a date for the wedding.

Very true.

Well, this certainly is something. Is this really the future then?

And so it seems I have been transported to Stonehenge by the microwave.

I have no idea whether to be amused or annoyed. But I feel at peace which So if anyone was looking for me, that's where I am.

I do believe I have found Arthur's song.




[Lancelot]

I was wondering if you
If you are free when
Why does this have to be any different than before?

In case you were wondering, you will be accompanying me to Marian and Robin's wedding.

When you're ready I assume we can go kill a dragon.

Like I said. If you prove a liability, if you've proven a liability in the past. On your own head be it. I won't pick you up, I won't defend you.

If you're capable, willing to try and won't shut down at the first sign of trouble. Then lets go kill a dragon.

I want her back.

I've done nothing to you. Give her back.

Don't think that this means anything
I'm still
Even so

Between your personal perchance for doing completely idiotic things to prove a point and the fact people seem to enjoy antagonizing the new arrival, you're not about to start in on it as well, are you?

The quivering young man told me to write on this and people would be able to “help”. I do not need any help. I need to return home. So tell me how to do that and I shall spare this misbegotten realm my wrath before I depart.

You have thirty minutes to comply or people will start to die.

[ooc: And the storm/thorn bushes will be gone by morning ;)]

It has been suggested that a few of us infiltrate the Carnival to discover where those taken are being held.

If you have the experience and training to aid in this, please reply here. I'd like the surveillance team to be hooked to us via comm devices, earpieces preferably. ETA: Please only volunteer if you truly feel that you don't have any fears or doubts that may make you susceptible to Dark's influence.

Ruby [ooc: hood], I believe I saw you state that you could track them with items that belong those people? Please let me know if this is so and some others can begin gathering belongings for you.

We should talk.

[Ten minutes later]
I know you have every right to be angry at me but at least tell me you're okay.

[Thirty minutes later]
If this is a joke it's anything but funny.

[Forty minutes later]
For the love of Camelot woman answer me!

[Lancelot]
Where's Morgana?

[/]

[Filtered against evil and Dark]
Has anyone seen Morgana?

That was certainly an [...] exhilarating match to witness, Arthur, Morgana. Well done the both of you. The mutual insults and name-calling were an original touch Congratulations, again, on your win, Morgana. You'll have to show me that You improve with each spar.

UPDATE: Morgana. You're the woman for me.

Let's get married.


[ooc: No, I'm not randomly looking at the taken list and selecting characters for Jason to harass. HOW DARE YOU IMPLY SUCH A THING.]