War Is Coming Communications.

How...I can't be...I die...Henry? Snow?

[OOC: Katherine took the advice she was given to heart and convinced Regina to watch sappy romantic holiday movies with her. The two of them settled down and watched Santa Baby and bantered about the absurdity of the film thus failing in the initial purpose of watching said film. Embracing humanity = failed attempt numero uno. Said banter will continue because amusement really.]

Dear, there really must be another way of embracing your humanity. That film was the poorest excuse for reality that I have ever seen.

Snow

This is why I
Snow, dear, has Belle been found yet?
....are you all safe?

Sithspit. I can't sense the Force anymore or use it.

[House of Lust]
I am still able to fight but the abilities I had, they're gone. I'll do a run for supplies then I suggest everyone stays inside until this hopefully blows over.

Be careful.

[ETA] [Bruce, Natasha, and James]
My family is temporarily relocating. We're fine and I know I shouldn't need to say it but please, please be careful and stay safe.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there an elevator in this complex yesterday?

[OOC: House of Lust residents know who they are but listing anyhow: Gaia, Galen and Gannicus (Sorry...you all are being filtered away from by Regina for the first time lalalalalala)]

I don't know
She very well

None of you have reason to answer any question I pose. But I don't know where else to turn the internet has only made things far more complicated for How far have After 28 years I should kn. Can anyone explain the options available when one finds themself with child?

So after realizing I totes missed THE BEST shopping day of the year, I realized I have got to get a job. But not baby-sitting. After what happened with Dom, Elijah, and Billy... Better not. And then I thought 'well what if I suck at it?' But after reading these real winners of the work force, I figured I can't possibly be worse than that. I win!

So if anyone needs me like any of you ever would, I'll be online, filling out about a hundred job applications. And then getting hooked up with all that 'legal' paperwork to actually, you know, work there if they hire me.

I know I'm not everyone's top choice, but this recent rash of attacks I've heard about, it's Moriarty's men, right? I worked with him, they don't know about the new leaf.... I may be able to get something out of them that none of you could because I'm sure they still assume I'm on Team Psychopath. If you let me in on what I need to know, then I can try to get what you need from them.

Making out with Cuddy is in my future? I'm not sure how to feel about this. Part of me wants to be smug, and the other part...nah, mostly I think it's just the smug thing.

Iovis stupri gallus quomodo etiam illi propinquat hoc? Fieri non potest stupri. Dic mihi dormio enim. Quare deos maledixit me cum hac?

I may have a potential problem that I require your assistance with...


[Translation: Jupiter's fucking cock how do I even approach this? This cannot be fucking happening. Tell me I am dreaming. Why have the gods cursed me with this]

Camp was an experience I won't soon forget.

Xena

I should apologize, dear. Events that day put me on edge and I seem to have taken it out on you.

House Storybrooke

Thank you for taking such great care of Lys.

I don't care how much Bobby yells at me, I still far prefer my sword and chakram, thanks. This belief has nothing to do with what happened today.

Using the Pinch on him would be wrong, right? Sometimes a sword is better

This was the absolute worst idea. I didn't know that signing up to learn how to defend myself meant that I would nearly be shot when all the guns suddenly went off.

*OOC: Katherine, Gaia, Galen, House, Snow, Henry (Remind me if I forgot someone)

I wanted to let you all know that I will be away at camp until the 16th in case you grew worried that something had happened to me.

*[Hatter, Merlin, Regina, Gaia, Lilah, Jacen, Loki]

There's a vampire here from my world, Elijah. He's an Original. Not someone I'd prefer to deal with. He knows I'm here, but I'd prefer it if he couldn't find me. I know some of you are skilled at these sorts of things, if there's some way I could enlist that sort of help from one of you...

[Team Mystic Falls--all of them, minus Elijah]
Am I the only exceptionally uneasy one over Elijah being here? Because I'm very not okay with it. The seal likes to play games. I keep thinking Klaus is next.

There was some other filter for me but I can't find it, I've been busy trying to get my job back that the seal screwed me out of with a little help. So I'll just make another public post.

Demon Camp 101 sign ups here.

Give me your name if you want to go. Group 9 November 10th-16th
Lydia Bennet
Tony DiNozzo
Charlie McGee
Ginger
Kon
Regina Mills
Azula
Xena
Morgana
Jefferson
Zuko
Allana
Peter



As far as transport goes. Mel and other teleporters can I borrow you?

Do I look like someone who enjoys the company of cats? Or any pet for that matter? Why would someone just...who could possibly know where.....Snow



Snow
A cat, dear? I know it had to be you. Gaia or Galen wouldn't have left it outside the door if it had been them. That and you are the only one I've told where I am staying.

Jefferson
I saw that your daughter was here I'm sorry for keeping you away from Grace, Jefferson.

House of Lust
I believe my insane stepdaughter dropped a kitten off earlier this evening.

All right, now that I don't have 120 volts of electricity running through me, anyone want to explain how I went from my office at PTTB in New Jersey to Kansas? I'm no stranger to forgetting details of a great night, but I'm pretty sure, even in my most intoxicated state, I wouldn't willingly go to Kansas. Really hope this burn on my hand heals quickly, hurts like a bitch.

[Filtered to Ruby and Graham]

Have you two figured out how you're getting to camp yet?

[Additional Filter to Ruby]

Call me crazy, but I am pretty sure that was Dick Grayson's bike I heard outside last night.

And I'm pretty sure that was some pretty bright red I saw drive off on it.

[Filtered to Loki and Merlin]

Either of you know how to tell if something is cursed?

[Filtered to Regina]

What the hell is this, seriously?
Are you completely crazy? What makes you think I'd
It's going to come to life and kill me, isn't it?

A bunny rabbit? Isn't that what you taunted Jefferson with?

I do not understand the appeal with Halloween and why everyone is so excited to celebrate it.

[Emma]
The curse was
Today was the day
You wer

....Happy birthday.

[Snow]
I meant to give
I saw this
Snow, I came upon a small stuffed bunny while out walking one afternoon. Miss Swan Emma won't accept it from me and she has no reason to but I want to give it to her for the baby. You have no reason to accept it from me either

[Henry]
I know you don't trust me
I really wish
Henry, you can choose to ignore this I want to talk. But I understand if you'd rather we don't.