Filtered to Regina and Katherine
Iovis stupri gallus quomodo etiam illi propinquat hoc? Fieri non potest stupri. Dic mihi dormio enim. Quare deos maledixit me cum hac?
I may have a potential problem that I require your assistance with...
[Translation: Jupiter's fucking cock how do I even approach this? This cannot be fucking happening. Tell me I am dreaming. Why have the gods cursed me with this]