War Is Coming Communications.

You guys know if the seal ever eats me and an Original goes switchy switch again things will end badly right.

I should have an apprentice.

...I haven't moved from this room in 14 hours

So far she's called me a bitch in sixteen languages

Someone get me beer and Bon Jovi's greatest hits. Its gonna be a long night

Do you guys think if I endeavor to look more like a lumberjack, Lucifer would be willing to let the whole vessel thing go?

This is a very important question.

Who here can officiate marriages?

ETA: Robin Hood will be marrying Lexi and myself on Saturday! Friends! Be there!

With the Seal being a gigantic douche and Death pretty much being an even bigger one, who’s in for a laser game tag session on Sunday? Because I feel we need something to break up the tension. And what better way than shooting lasers at one another.

[Filtered to Vampires]

And I bet you all thought that I forgot about the whole vampire meetings idea that I had. Nope. Sorry, didn’t happen. Almost did because boy did that post get all freaking craz

So Friday night. I’m thinking we can have our first for anyone who’d like to come. Lexi and Lee can we meet at the bar--because there would be no blood there and some of us cannot be around blood BUT there would be alcohol for those who need a drink.

If not there, then Mikaelson family, can we meet at your really big house and just not have blood out?

Don’t think lack of location will deter me. I will have us meet in an alley if i have to!

So who’s in?

It feels a lot like Christmas, a box of weapons with my name on it just literally arrived at my door. I'm a little giddy. Helps a lot with the breathing thing. Now I can function like a person I think. Of functioning verity.

Connor even helped with the schooling thing, so I am college bound.

I'm also jobless and lack ideas for jobs. I've done some waitressing though for a bit? That wasn't entirely horrible I guess. I don't know though.

The Health Inspector came!

He said everything in the kitchen was up to standard and hyg...hy...the word that means everything's passed and I can stay open.

Somewhere I think my father is disappointed in me

» I know this is a horribly inappropriate time for this, what with, yeah.
» But I'm still in a stunned amazement about this.
» I think I threatened the Original Hybrid with a manly punch to the face.
» And lived.
» And apparently our
» Well, my fiancee and your whatever Rebekah is were licking each other while drunk on tequila.

It seems that Caroline has determined we should go drinking and 'get along'. And of course since I rarely deny that girl anything I'm going to suggest we do so while they're doing that...girls night thing they have been planning.

Since I assume you're both downing vervain and have been since I arrived I'm not going to bother making promises as regards compulsion but I will concede to a promise not to rip your hearts out.

See, we can be civilized.

I really have to say you kids are way more responsible than me. If I'd had a chance to ignore the existance of school growing up hell yes I would have. Of course I had home tutoring and had to learn Latin.

You'd better enjoy it. Have Kegers. Dances. Ridiculousness.

Oh dude, spring break! Can I come! I wanna come! Would that make me lame?

I've had to go to some kind of ridiculous landlords meeting.

I'm finding it hard to actually keep my eyes open, they're doing that overly heavy thing and I do believe at some point I might fall asleep properly.

Help!

Where am I? This isn't the other side...why am I....aliveish.

Trevor? Does this mean you're alive too?

Save the date!

There's going to be an amazing sock hop dance on August 9th from 6-10pm. Everyone is welcome and there will be more details later on, but who doesn't like dancing to old records with some punch and cookies as refreshment? Start getting your poodle skirts ready!

I feel like there should be a showing of Grease that week too. Because who doesn't love Grease?

[Lexi]
You helped Stefan get rid of his bloodlust, right?

[Stefan]
I need your hel

WE HAVE A FUNCTIONING BUSINESS AGAIN!

Come one, come all, Bed of Roses is back to its former glory.

Okay, blah, blah, personal crisis, blah. Now, I'm not happy about the lack of coffee or tea in the apartment, and my fiancee is rather cranky without it.

But seriously, how is our business supposed to function without alcohol? It's a bar. Alcohol, soda, kind of key to its profitability.

There has been too much serious.

Eveeryone tell me 3 awesome things. For every set of awesome things I am told I will give a free drink at Bed of Roses.

It can be a weird fact, something epic that happened you, a particularly awesome message translated via gif. Just awesome at me Lawrence.

Go

Can I ask you about something from home?


[Lee]

Would it just make more sense for me to step down and not go to the wedding? I don't even feel I can go to Bed of Roses anymore because of Because you and Lexi deserve the best non drama filled wedding ever and I'm pretty certain my presence will just... lead to drama.

Hey so love of my life. We said in Febuary that we'd get married and its July now and we sorta need to pick a date.

- And not cry since you have a grooms!Elena and I want Stefan to be up there with me and there are THINGS and dramas apparently, which mean he's wary of being in the same room as her.
- Does that mean Damon too? I mean, Marian invited her murderer to her wedding, and he's trying and whatnot but I don't know if I'm there yet
- And Stefan'll want to bring Rebekah which is cool with me admittidly and Elijah should be there but do we have to invite Kol and Klaus?
- If we don't invite Klaus will he murder us?
- Is Caroline really going on a date with him?
- Are we sure she's not compelled?
- What if she's not and starts dating him and wants him to be her plus one?

Leeeeeee!!

...my head hurts.

But the point of all this is basically marry me, asap. Can we elope? I think people might actually kill us though.

Probably a weird question, but vervain, does anyone know where I can get some here?

Friends, Mysticfallsians, Lawrencemen, Lend me your ears.

We're from different times, different lives, different experiences. But here, place like this, we get chances we never would have in a million years. So lets take them. Put the past where it belongs and kick apocalyptic ass then party.

Goes for everyone I know.

You all seem to approve of the Lexi advice, have some for free. We got a win the last few days, lets get another one pretty damn soon. Then party back at mine

Also, Stefan. You. Me. This. Dancefloor at Bed of Roses.

So did one of us trip the alarm or was it an attempt by doucherocket and his minions to get in

Lets narrow the possibilities here bb's

More to the point, you did all know about plan complex alarm right?