War Is Coming Communications.

So, you’re all still here then?  Even after defeating my brothers.  Interesting.

 I believe that some of you have decided to have relationships with some of my younger siblings.  I want a word.  Especially with you, Mikaelson.

 And as for you, Crowley.  I’ll deal with you later.

[Anna and Castiel]

How you doing, kids?

How am I going to

This is certainly a bit of an awkward post to be making, but I feel that it's important that I step up and admit that I may have gone a little overboard with the drinking a few days ago. I was running some lines for a little something I've been privately working on and it's very possible that I took to my work a little too strongly.

So, if any of you actually believe that I would do something as horrible as letting my best friend die in some terrible garbage disposal incident, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. It was nothing more than a free performance.

i’m looking for my mother.
is she here?
her name is sarah
or my uncle felix
or aunt alison
or mrs. s.
or auntie cosima
or cal
if you know them please let them know i’m here

I guess the Seal just thought Lawrence wasn't complete without me around.

Felicia? Rose? Lydia? You guys still here?

Any interest in a quick road trip? Because right now I'm feeling like I'm at loose ends and need to do something a little crazy.

*Private to Scorpius Malfoy*

You meanwhile are one of the things I can smile about. But Guardians of the Galaxy when it opens in a few weeks?

And I saw one of your friends from your world is here, good thing or not so good?

Well this is just fucking perfect!

.......


Everyone else is seeing Connor too right? This isn't me losing it finally is it?

I don't know what to
I'm so over
What the hell is wrong with

Elena's back. But she doesn't remember.

Why the hell does this keep happening?

So me and a friend wound up in a graveyard and she remembers a bit less of the past than I do.

Anyone want to do some filling in?

Not that I'm not grateful for the assist Seal, but really? Again? Por que?

Things I need right now:
1) Coffee. ASAP. Cappuccino, light foam, three sugars. But I will take whatever I can get.
2) Pizza. Or a burger. Or hell, a salad, anything that isn't roots, bulbs, or potentially poisonous leafy greens and/or fish.
3) A shower. Like...desperately.
4) My girlfriend/wife/...wth To find out if a little dinosaur named Stevie survived my pull through the Seal
5) A roll call. Who's still here and what all's happened? Kon? Clauds? Hatter? BECKER?!?!? ...idk why you're in all caps, I guess that's me just hoping you're here cause...shhh, I may possibly sort of have missed you, okay?

Well, this is all rather fascinating isn't it?

As my friend said, we've just found ourselves here, and some of you lovely people have been good enough to explain some of the idiosyncracies of this place.

I just wanted to say thank you, and introduce myself.  I'm Jemma Simmons.Agent of SHIELD. Don't be silly, Jemma. They probably don't know what SHIELD is.

Stefan? If you get this, please call me back!

[pause]

This is, like, the tenth voicemail I've left you. Where are you?

[pause]

Just tell me you're alright. Please.

[long pause]

We'll get through this, but we need to go home right now. Jeremy needs me.

Please just call me.

You need to come home, now Blondie.  Elena's here.  And I don't think I can handle seeing her.  You're probably the best one to deal with her.

Also, I'm worried about you.

Damon

[Friends minus Elena]

She's here.

[Mikaelsons]

Please don't hurt her.

[Rose]

I....I don't know what to do.

[Ringing]

Here are your choices.

1. Come shopping with me so I can kit you out with a bitchin new wardrobe
2. Get a shovel to sweep up bits of Lexi cause unless you distract me with shoes I will punch an Original in their face. Possibly in fact the Original Hybrid. And we know how that would go for me.

Help me Elena! You're my only hope!

So. People who have to face their killers day in and day out here. Other than having highly better morals than I do in the first place... how do you deal with that? How the fuck do not just kill them while they sleep? Because advice. It'd be great right about now. Because basically every instinct I have is telling me to go find the bitch and kill her where she stands.

[Crowley & Anna]
So. Talk to me. Give me something to kill. Distractions. Something.

Wow.

[Rebekah]

Okay, so... I owe you an apology. After everything that happened, I kind of dropped off the planet for a while and I feel bad about it.

I'm always around if you want to talk. Or anything else. Or if you want to tell me to fuck off, because I would deserve that.



[Kenzi, Dyson, Hale, Vex, Tamsin]

I think I need help. I'm open to suggestions.