War Is Coming Communications.

You know what sucks? When you're used to a certain standard of living and all the perks that go along with it and BAM! Stuck in an alternate reality where you don't have access to that standard of living.

And a side note: Who the hell is Chris and why do people keep calling me that?

I'm feeling evil today. ;)

Does anyone know where my uncle Arthur is? I woke up and he's not here and his stuff is gone too and I'm really hungry!

What happened to Santa Barbara? Shawn Spencer, did you do this? Very funny. Except for the part where it's not, and if you did do it, I'm going to get you back so bad. If this is your fault you better start running.

I'm Detective Juliet O'Hara with the Santa Barbara Police Department and I think I'm in trouble. I can't get in touch with my partner. Has anyone heard from Carlton Lassiter, or maybe even Chief Vick? I'd take that right now too. I need to get back home.

I'm people sized!
My wings!!
Well, it's clear that I'm not in Hyrule anymore!

This place kind of gives me the creeps. You guys aren't exactly in a time of peace and happiness, are you?

I'm still getting used to this idea of being fictional. Someone asked for my autograph today. Guess this will make going undercover a whole lot harder.

Lucky for me I've never been a big fan of TV.

Greetings from New York City. I'd wish you lot were here, but I've got a feeling that if you were all here, everything else would follow you here as well.

How the fuck did I end up in Kansas?

All right, who spiked my drink and left me in this wasteland?

Yeah, I'm in the mood for some fun, Already have enough gumbo on the stove to feed an army (Or everyone in the complex that's hungry) and actually planning on doing blackened catfish as well. Blame it on being able to sleep.

Everyone's welcome, figured we could all use meeting the others here right?

Sorry no deserts though, unless someone wants to bring some.

imIss my mum :\(



[ooc: Ron is drunk and angsty. Which also means he's here for your entertainment?]

In the middle of brushing up on my legal knowledge for the bar exam in a couple of days, it made me realize that demonic law is a hell of a lot more straightforward than human law. Aside from the casual soul deal, you can go into something with a good idea of what you're getting into.

When evil is easier to understand, you know your legal system is getting out of hand.

It was nice to be back in England for a few days and I got to thinking. Could anyone tell me the best way to get back into education here?

And I checked...Harry's gone. Not just away from Lawrence, he's back home.

So someone pointed me to this website since I don't know how I got here. Someone gonna spill?

i didn't know to laugh or cry at that movie.

Fucking thing was accurate. Except I'm better than thatguy that was supposed to be me