What happened to Santa Barbara? Shawn Spencer, did you do this? Very funny. Except for the part where it's not, and if you did do it, I'm going to get you back so bad. If this is your fault you better start running.
I'm Detective Juliet O'Hara with the Santa Barbara Police Department and I think I'm in trouble. I can't get in touch with my partner. Has anyone heard from Carlton Lassiter, or maybe even Chief Vick? I'd take that right now too. I need to get back home.