War Is Coming Communications.

I'm people sized!
My wings!!
Well, it's clear that I'm not in Hyrule anymore!

This place kind of gives me the creeps. You guys aren't exactly in a time of peace and happiness, are you?

Vi is bored. We all know what that means.

The question of the afternoon is: pirates or ninjas?

Hey guys, thanks for telling me about this awesome demonproof complex and these amulets when I first got here. OH WAIT. Pretty nice setup you guys have got here. Maybe it should be standard practice to tell new people about, so that nobody has to be homeless for a couple weeks and apparently at decent risk for possession until they find out about it?

[Kitty]
Hey, I just wanted to thank you again for showing me this place. I owe you big time. Once I actually have some money, can I buy you lunch or something?

ETA: [Hardison]
Hi. My name is Tom Bronson. Kitty told me that you do fake IDs for people? How much would you charge for something like that?

Good news: it is just marshmallow. It can be burned.
Bad news: I can't do it alone, I tried and its just too big.

Gonna need some help here, I've also managed to get everyone it's almost killed so far to safety I think.. but seriously you guys, can we melt it yet? It isn't exactly a fluffy bunny, it can do damage.

Okay, uh...why am I in Kansas, and why is everything covered in melted marshmallow? How did my life become such that I actually have to ask these sorts of questions?