War Is Coming Communications.

So sudden roof landings? Not fun. Not being able to get your power to flame back on even though this whole thing was supposed to be fixed and I'm pretty sure I didn't touch anyone in the last five minutes anyway? Also not fun.

Uh. I need a ride.

You know what sucks? When you're used to a certain standard of living and all the perks that go along with it and BAM! Stuck in an alternate reality where you don't have access to that standard of living.

And a side note: Who the hell is Chris and why do people keep calling me that?

Hey guys, thanks for telling me about this awesome demonproof complex and these amulets when I first got here. OH WAIT. Pretty nice setup you guys have got here. Maybe it should be standard practice to tell new people about, so that nobody has to be homeless for a couple weeks and apparently at decent risk for possession until they find out about it?

[Kitty]
Hey, I just wanted to thank you again for showing me this place. I owe you big time. Once I actually have some money, can I buy you lunch or something?

ETA: [Hardison]
Hi. My name is Tom Bronson. Kitty told me that you do fake IDs for people? How much would you charge for something like that?

Okay, other superheroes, I have an important question for you! ...So if I accidentally blew up a bank in Vegas while stopping a bank robbery, that still counts on my win column, right? I mean, nobody got hurt, not even the guy that was waving a submachine gun round in a bank. Or, well, he did get hurt but that was more from me punching him a lot, not the blowing up. Anyway, still a win for me, right? Hypothetically.

They're making a movie about Superman? Isn't that a little weird?

Good news: it is just marshmallow. It can be burned.
Bad news: I can't do it alone, I tried and its just too big.

Gonna need some help here, I've also managed to get everyone it's almost killed so far to safety I think.. but seriously you guys, can we melt it yet? It isn't exactly a fluffy bunny, it can do damage.

Okay, uh...why am I in Kansas, and why is everything covered in melted marshmallow? How did my life become such that I actually have to ask these sorts of questions?

Okay, so suspending myself from a roof so that I can wale on this thing has easily been my best idea since deciding to get sober. Also, I think I've met the insane stunt prerequisite for starring in the Expendables sequel.

So, I've been around town for a few days now and I've decided something.

As far as things to actually do, this city is freaking boring. I think we should all relocate to New York where it is decidedly less boring.

So I've been threatened by crime bosses, beaten up by supervillains, kidnapped, shot at, nearly killed, and cloned a few times, but this one is new.

You got anything like deathsticks around here? Got an abundance of money and a willingness to part with some if I can get what I'm looking for. Anything to make the fucking memories go away for awhile.

Okay, wait. This is... no. Just no.

Reed, did you do some sort of screwy thing that shipped me off to somewhere else? Because seriously, this isn’t cool.

And also? Why is your phone not working? Or mine? Did you decide to cancel the plan or something without actually, you know, telling me?


[ooc: Oh, and if anyone feels like spotting him zipping around above the city, then go for it. In case you're one of the very few people that doesn't know F4 at all, it looks kinda like a mini comet that moves on it's own instead of just... falling.]