War Is Coming Communications.

Guess I've procrastinated enough, I should probably think of some kind of job. Getting bored just hanging around the complex and avoiding mixing in with the past. All my other missions said that was a big no no, getting all involved.. But I'm guessing nobody is going to explode if I go find something to do in the downtime when we aren't getting rain of toads or whatever it is you get around here when stuff goes down?

Only problem is, figuring out what I want to do. I've only ever been two things, sort of a cop and the other..well I'm not going back to that so it doesn't matter.

[Romana]

What is Christmas? And what is Santa? Is Santa the god of Christmas? I keep hearing about these things, but I do not understand.


[Doctor] (from K-9)

Doctor, I wish to inquire about the possibility of an upgrade to make it simpler for me to travel up and down the stairs in this building. Currently Leela needs to carry me if I wish to travel anywhere off of the floor her flat is on. Do you have any solutions?

Man, I missed Rome. I can see the Coliseum from my window.

Are we sure we can't move home base here? Kidding. I know we can't.

Everyone steer clear. I think I'm contagious.

I still feel like I can smell weed and smoke where ever I go. It's like following me around.

And Paige, sorry I scared the crap out of you.

I walked into work to find my boss spinning around the room burning something that smelled pretty nasty and chanting. Apparently she was purging the store of demons. Comical.

On the plus side she said she was closing shop down to continue the purging, so I could take a paid days leave. So she chanted gibberish all day, and I bought new shoes. Fair deal, right? Right.

To the Slayers and their Lackey-minions who want me dead. This is to explain why that shouldn't happen and why really. You're all just jerks.
( The story of Harmony )

And if anyone says its tl:dr. Screw you its my life!!

Fun fact: When you're in a timeshare with a spirit, it doesn't take being bottled up real well. I don't even remember some of the things we did. We didn't eat, that's for damn sure. Hey, is there a buffet place around here?

Christmas is coming up. No. You don't have to worry. There isn't going to be another huge dinner. Unless you guys want one. And I'm not going to do anything crazy like Secret Santa, unless anyone wants those too.

I just wanted to let you know that we'll have a tree at the complex. I already discussed this with Andrew. And there will be decorations. We'll also have holiday cookies and pie, so if anyone wants some, feel free to stop by. We'll probably have food the day of. I just figured people might want to spend private time with their loved ones. But the food will be there if you're too lazy to/can't cook.

The theme of the year will be a Charlie Brown and Star Wars thing. Not meshed, just together. Deal with it. Sorry.

Grinchy people please leave your comments elsewhere as you won't get fries or cool presents for your laptop on Christmas.

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EDIT: Sign up HERE for Secret Santa. Of course it's optional. However, I'd be very upset if my friends I swear I'm looking at you Faith, Pike, Sam, Ruby. .... Jacen. Spike. didn't sign up.

Okay. So, whenever you're free I'm good to come home. No rush or anything.