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Tweak says, "4 sweater vests..."

Cassidy Turner (1stbornextreme) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-24 08:44:00

Entry tags:

cassidy turner, lilo pelekai, sam winchester, soren skwigelf, timey wimey plot

Okay, THAT was weird.
But it got me thinking (BAD IDEA, WORLD!) about time fuckery.

Mom and dad are from the early 90s, dad explained it was 1991 when he got picked up and brought here. I would have been born in may of 1991, if mom and dad stayed in their home reality. Which would have made me 17 this year. So technically if you want to be an ass about things, I was the right age this past week. Even though in a few months, the little me will be celebrating his first birthday, and I'll be celebrating my 22nd.

Hey, for once, this reality makes a stunning lot of logical sense.

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	twiceloved 2009-01-24 10:22 am UTC (link)
	Ow, my brain. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:18 am UTC (link)
	Let's go watch Spongebob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-01-24 11:20 am UTC (link)
	I'll go pour us some cereal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:22 am UTC (link)
	BE CAREFUL NOT TO BURN IT! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-01-24 11:23 am UTC (link)
	COLD CEREAL THIS TIME, DOUCHE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:24 am UTC (link)
	ohokay well in that case make mine cookie crisp. Spongebob marathon ahoy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-01-24 11:26 am UTC (link)
	You want me to do the COOOOOOOOOKIE~ CRISP thing, don't you. The things I do for you, man. Yaaay! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:30 am UTC (link)
	Well, yeah, that and what's saturday morning at home without cookie crisp and cartoons? hahaha, we totally are spending our first day after our honeymoon at my parent's house. That's hilarious, I just now realized. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2009-01-24 11:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure we're the first newlywed couple with this particular circumstance. I'm going to bring the box too. This stuff is awesome without milk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad Dad doesn't mind. Okay, coming upstairs, I'll be just a couple minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2009-01-24 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Seriously. I'm with Soren on this one. OW. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:19 am UTC (link)
	I know, I'm overthinking. Were you hit by the crazy or were you lucky this time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2009-01-24 11:30 am UTC (link)
	That's alright. We're a proud bunch, the overthinkers. I was pretty lucky. Not too much weird here, just Mom said that Che was younger. I think I had my share of crazy for awhile, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:32 am UTC (link)
	Told you nothing would get at you, dude. Alright, it's time to relive childhood memories, because I just woke up at my mom and dad's, and this requires cookie crisp. I'll come over and coo at Aidan soon, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2009-01-24 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Oh!! I LOVE THAT STUFF. It's awesome even without the milk. Reese's Puffs are also excellent. Yeah, you should. He's getting really good at holding his own head up, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	twiceloved 2009-01-24 11:33 am UTC (link)
	HI UNCLE SAM (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2009-01-24 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	HI SOREN (Reply to this) (Parent)

	means_family 2009-01-24 11:24 am UTC (link)
	You still mad at me, Cassie? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:28 am UTC (link)
	What, why would I be mad at you, boobacabra? Just because you're going out with my uncle, a known crazy grade A loonytunes fucking nutjob? Pff, you could kick him in his nuts if he tries anything. It's alright with me if you want to play with fire, just don't burn yourself on it. Or I'll have to get out my knives. And I don't like being Stabby McKnife Thrower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-24 11:31 am UTC (link)
	We're not going out, Cass. A date and hanging out at Mordhaus doesn't mean anything. You're a guy, come on. OH MY GOSH CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING? I'm so mad I missed your wedding! I mean, I guess I didn't technically, but I sort of did. Now I have to go get you a present! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:35 am UTC (link)
	You let him put his dick in you, therefore - dating. That or you're a surprise slut, and I don't think you'd ever be considered that. You were there! But you were all tiny and throwing flowers AT the people. Which was awesome. I was glad you were there but I'm not going to turn down a gift. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

means_family
2009-01-24 11:38 am UTC (link)

That's not dating. That means I find him cute and totally would date him but he hasn't asked yet and don't you dare jinx it or I will shank you. See, Cassie, you're thinking like a nice person again. You have to wear your douchebag hat to think like normal guys. Not that I think Teja's a douchebag, I just don't know if he thinks that way. Hey, I'm typing a lot. And thank you for not calling me a slut.

Isn't that what you're supposed to do? And I know I was there, but I wasn't there there.

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1stbornextreme
2009-01-24 11:44 am UTC (link)

See, you got one thing almost right there. Teja? Teja's a total douchebag, no matter how... weirdly nice he is right now. Which is kind of creepy. Make that super creepy. I'm not going to jinx it because I know how much this means to you but I really don't think that he'd start putting his dick in my sister without considering the consequences of my wrath should something bad happen to you. Or making up his mind to give you three dates test run. I mean, come on. It's Teja. Everything needs a trial basis.

You know, I don't know. I think you're just supposed to toss them delicately to the floor not like, chuck them at the aisles of people. Not that it matters, it was perfect how you did it. And oh my god, you know I'm not going to feel bad that you-not-you was there and you weren't! Lilo, you were there in my heart, and that's what matters.

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means_family
2009-01-24 11:48 am UTC (link)

It doesn't mean as much to meas you think it does. I don't have a notebook of cute things he does, and I don't stalk him and collect clippings of his hair. It's just a crush, silly. But yeah, we've only had one date. Hanging out and having sex isn't a date, no matter what guys say. I'm just playing it by ear.

... but what's the point of that? Then flowers just get on the floor and someone has to pick them up. My way's better, because people get souvenir flowers. And I'm really glad I'm outside of your heart now instead of clogging up your arteries.

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	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 11:52 am UTC (link)
	It could be. And yeah, I know, goddamn amazon all up in my ventricles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-24 11:54 am UTC (link)
	If it is, then we've had three dates. If it isn't, then one. WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH YOU ANYWAY? That really can't be good for pulmonary circulation. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	greek_tragedy 2009-01-24 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	Aww... but you were so cute! Not that you're not now, of course. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	I was all scrawny and stringy back then. I'm much happier now, too. Were you caught up in this mess? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greek_tragedy 2009-01-24 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	But cute and scrawny! But happy is what counts the most. hope it didn't ruin the honeymoon. Oh, no. I'm always the same age... orhave been for the last mumblemumble years. I took care of wayward misplaced kids for a bit, and now I'm on vacation. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-24 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Unhealthy scrawny is never cute. Actually, Soren and I made back up plans in case something like this sprung up. We'll be going on a replacement honeymoon for a few days, faaaaaaaaaar away from everything. Vacation is very good. And I figured as much. I can't imagine you any different than you are right now, Mel. You're just perfect the way you are. (Reply to this) (Parent)