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Kakia, Goddess of Vice and Immorality. (whats_your_vice) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-20 20:30:00

Entry tags:

edward albright, kakia, timey wimey plot

Mr. Albright. I have a 19 year old Mr. Spivey here, who's pretty confused. I'm guessing "chip in head" is a topic we're avoiding?

	dearthair 2009-01-20 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	He's 19? Shit. That's when he was born. So yeah. If he doesn't remember...don't tell him. It's not relevant now. You seen the wife? She's gone off and left me with the kid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-01-20 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, He's 19, my priest is in his 60's... you are normal aged, right? And sure. I'll just watch him for you. I did. We had tea earlier. Edward, I've never met your wife. I wouldn't know her if I saw her. She left you with a baby? Do you even know what to do with it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dearthair 2009-01-20 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	The priest is in his 60s? That's almost funny. Not my wife, Goddess. Henry's wife. I am not married. She's gone. She's gone and the baby is here. What the hell am I supposed to do with a baby? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-01-20 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	But a very sexy 60's. You're not married, but you're the one playing house. this is so cute. You should video if for me... You feed them and burp them and change them and bathe them and put them to sleep. It's not that hard. So I've heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dearthair 2009-01-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Good to know. It's not cute. I'm miserable, Kakia. I can't take care of a baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-01-20 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well.... Look it up online? I don't know. the last time I dealt with a baby was about 3000 years ago. What do you want me to do about that? It's a baby. You can figure it out. It cannot be that hard. I mean, doesn't that stuff have directions on it? You're in America. They have directions on airline peanuts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dearthair 2009-01-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	You're comparing a baby to a bag of peanuts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-01-21 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	No... I'm saying that if you calm down, you'll realize taking care of a baby is a lot of common sense. And I'm absolutely positive you can learn to change a diaper online, if there's no instructions. You'll be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dearthair 2009-01-21 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	It's fine. I asked Norah to come over and help me. (Reply to this) (Parent)