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[May. 13th, 2009|11:12 pm] |
Not to be morbid, but I think I got off lucky dying when I did. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2009|07:56 pm] |
Hey Naruto! Tell your mom you're staying out late tomorrow night!
Oh yeah, mom, I'm staying out late tomorrow night! |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|05:37 pm] |
Give me a "N"!
Give me a "A"!
Give me a "P"!
Wake me up for dinner. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|06:34 am] |
Okay, it's Friday. We definitely need a party. Who's game? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|07:01 pm] |
( Ma ) |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2008|11:42 am] |
God, I am just so dang tired.
This job is kickin' my ass. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|11:45 am] |
Remember when this place wasn't overrun by psychopaths?
I miss that. |
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
Jesus fucking Christ. This week needs to be over now. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|09:52 pm] |
God, where can a girl get booze around here without an ID? C'mon, I know one of you fellas wants to buy me a drink. Make it worth your while. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2008|08:01 pm] |
( Jade )
I need a fucking drink. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2008|10:47 am] |
( Family ) |
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[May. 21st, 2008|12:26 pm] |
Wearing one of these flapper things is a lot less easy than it looks. Especially if you've got curves. Damn. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2008|12:38 pm] |
( Moms ) |
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[Mar. 20th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
Geometry sucks. |
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[Mar. 17th, 2008|06:33 pm] |
I should probably just take the damn day off and avoid the headache. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|02:27 am] |
That was fun while it lasted.
( Libby ) |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|08:59 pm] |
Several of you are surely going through a time of confusion while you're adjusting to these changes. If you ever need someone to talk to, someone to sit you down and show you the ropes.. if you ever need someone to give you spontaneous and heavenly orgasms, I'm your man.
Line up outside my office, and know that I know what I'm doing when you walk in.
I really do have an office. You should see what I use as a paperweight. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|09:42 pm] |
We so need to go on Jerry Springer. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|07:54 pm] |
Mom! Ma!
I'm dating a girl! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:31 am] |
The fuck.
Libby. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2008|01:15 pm] |
Hey, moms. I want to host a bridal shower for you guys. When's good for everybody? |
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[Feb. 17th, 2008|12:20 am] |
It doesn't happen often, but some days I really miss being a cop.
( Kimber ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2008|06:05 pm] |
Whoo, back to normal.
Why do my gums still hurt? Blah. Growing teeth in 2 seconds kinda sucks. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|08:06 pm] |
This really sucks. First Kyuubi's gone now Jade's a baby. And if she stays like that? Everyone else has already freaking left. I'm getting so sick of this place. And I was just going to ask her to go to this real nice place for dinner and I spent all that money on that necklace.
OOC: He made it private then magic plot powers unlocked it |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|07:40 pm] |
Oh god..
Ana, do you think you could pick up some diapers on your way home? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
( Parents )
Hey, Naruto? You haven't had anything crazy happen to you yet, have you? |
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[Jan. 11th, 2008|10:34 pm] |
We should probably figure out a date. |
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