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[May. 9th, 2010|03:50 pm] |
Robin? I want to see you. Will you come to me? |
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|09:36 pm] |
Bruce is gone. Carrie is gone. Nightwing is gone. Alfred is gone. Jason is... different.
I'm going out. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|05:22 pm] |
I am bored. I have spent much time in this world, not only this specific one but the Earth in general.
I have done much. The kicking of the butt, the braiding maneuvers on the hair, going to the shopping of malls.
None of this is of interest to me. Carrie Kelley, you are a bright enterprising young woman. Is there anything you can suggest I do? Besides Robin, of course? |
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[Aug. 12th, 2009|11:01 am] |
I'm almost a college student. I'm supposed to be grown up. What a strange thought.
( Bruce ) |
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[May. 15th, 2009|02:02 pm] |
I love the time of summer! I am so excited that the weather that is warm is coming! |
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[Feb. 6th, 2009|04:29 pm] |
Robin what do you have planned for the celebration of the day of Valentine's? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|09:39 am] |
Ummmm.
( Bruce ) |
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[Dec. 7th, 2008|07:31 pm] |
I think it's time to bust out the Santa hat!
And the mistletoe belt, of course.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... everywhere you blow... |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:21 pm] |
( Private )
All right, I think--I think!--the demons keep attacking me because I'm very handsome. You see, this all started around the time that I put on my Halloween costume, and as Rosie-doll will recall, it was a very sexy one. No monsters while we were trick-or-treating, but the second we parted and I went home?
HUGE fuck-off demon pops up. Eats all my Butterfingers.
Literally, he stole the bag out of my hands, dug through my candy, and took the Butterfingers. And those peanut butter things in the orange and black wrappers. Who even eats those? Demons, that's who. I kicked his ass, because obviously nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger, but for all the good it did me.
Anyway, long story short, I hope that this ends soon. I don't want to miss candy discount days. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:30 pm] |
Robin, I am worried. It seems that half the world has gone entirely mad.
You have not decided to marry another, have you? |
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[May. 27th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
Dick, I am going to hang out with Carrie. If you would like to come over later, I will call you when I am coming home.
Gar, try not to pester Dick if he comes over. You two are so immature sometimes. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|01:37 am] |
Hey D, you know what's really weird about the language thing you did to me? Well, okay, not what you did to me, but you know what I mean. The little bit of you, of Endlessness, I carry around.
It's the fact that I know all these languages now. Actually know them. I mean, unless I'm actively thinking about, say, English, most people just interpret whatever I say in their native tongue, and that's cool as fuck. But if I want to, I can just turn on German. I never knew German before.
And what's more, I know how the languages work. Do you know what a gerund is? I didn't, not until I was bitten by a radioactive Endless! I know all this grammar stuff now. Which I probably should have known at some point in the past, given that I was a journalism major, but that's neither here nor there.
I don't think I was even this fascinated when I developed my first set of superpowers. Tits are wonderful, don't get me wrong, but singing the Star Spangled Banner in Maori is just a party. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|02:08 pm] |
I am tired of the showing off of my assets. I do not wish to model any longer.
Does anyone know of a line of work in which I would be more efficient? I have many attributes, not the least of which is a talent in the kicking of the butt. Perhaps somebody is in need of a guard for their body? |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|02:41 am] |
I need to take some mental health days.
( Kimber )
( Bruce )
( Doug ) |
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[Apr. 20th, 2008|10:37 pm] |
Eli is here.
His crib, all his stuff, everything. I came home and he was squirming and giggling and hugging his teddy bear as if he'd always been there...
Maybe the rest of my family will show up... |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
Hey, Bruce. When's your birthday?
And yes, I know what your birthday is. The problem is that Carrie also knows when your birthday is, and it might not be the same day. And Jason might have a different one. And l'il me might have a different one. Tim, Cassie and I are about the only ones that have a consensus.
So give us a common date so that we can embarrass you the way children should. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|10:41 pm] |
( Kimber )
( Cass )
( Bruce )
I think, maybe, I'm done with the waitress thing. Possibly for good. This fills me with the kind of happiness I can't quite put into words. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|06:41 pm] |
I dunn0 wat's w0rse
b3in a human 0r b3in ch4s3d by a f3mal3 Davy Jones cuz I sed he smellz funny n him havin a gun
gl4d Tia gto applez tho. I lyk applez.
ne1 n33d a theef? :D? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|07:59 pm] |
I have to say, this whole thing is hilarious. I want to have a penis for a few days.
Batboys and girls? Are you all still the right sex?
( Kimber ) |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|12:39 pm] |
My, this is a most strange experience.
These breasts are a handful.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh, the Germans are still the kings of comedy. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|10:38 am] |
I am one step closer to buying drinks legally. I am excited.
Quick, everyone wish me a happy belated birthday. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2008|09:21 am] |
( Robin [mine] )
I love this candy, Alfred. Chocolate is so very good. Tamaran does not have anything like this. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|10:52 pm] |
I do hope everyone had a nice Valentine's Day today.
That was certainly a nice light in the sky.
( To the Batfamily today ) |
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[Feb. 6th, 2008|10:02 pm] |
Pain Killers? $7
Hospital Bills? $760
Collateral Damage? $3,492
Saving A Six Year Old Girl's Life? Priceless.
God, I love being a superhero. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|08:08 pm] |
Holy Barry White, Batman.
( Starfire ) |
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