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[Jan. 13th, 2013|03:53 pm] |
[OOC: In which Joy is very, very late to the UTR babies phenomenon.]
What just happened to me defies all laws of physics. No, scratch that. It defies all laws of everything ever. Which means I'll be right at home here!
What's up, place? Maria Stark checking in for duty. Abbot's Boobies aren't extinct here, are they? That would be a bummer. I was just about to raise Booby awareness and all of that work would be right out the window.
James, if you're here and you're laughing at that statement shame on you. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2012|02:40 pm] |
Maybe it was because I hadn't been here very long, but I didn't realize how bad this time of year gets. I'm going to need a vacation after the holidays. A long, relaxing vacation. |
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[Sep. 8th, 2012|11:36 pm] |
I see things like this and I get about a thousand ideas.
1. Put them on and chase people wearing green.
2. Masquerade.
3. Vegan cooking show. NO EGGS. Film it + YouTube.
Okay, so #3's lame, but 1 and 2 have promise.
( Leandra + Em + Abigail + Melora ) |
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[Aug. 28th, 2012|07:12 pm] |
... oh hell. Dad's going to kill me. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2012|10:14 pm] |
Okay. So. Checked the totem. Then checked it again. And again. I'm pretty sure I'm not dreaming, which means this is a whole level of weirdness I am nowhere near drunk enough to handle.
Why the hell is it 2012? |
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[Aug. 28th, 2012|12:42 am] |
I love how we all seem to turn up in waves. It's like the vortex gets bored and just throws another few of us back in time. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2012|05:36 pm] |
So the date on the paper says 2012. That's weird pretty damn normal. Yeah. It is.
Uh. I'm Andrew. Some of you might know that? Maybe? I'm really bad at this
So. Hey. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|01:25 pm] |
Everybody okay? |
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[Apr. 15th, 2012|09:30 am] |
Well this is ... tiresome.
I don't suppose anyone as a Disney princess dress I could borrow, I might as well look the part. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2012|09:11 pm] |
If I incoherently growl at you for the next ... two weeks or so - I'm quitting smoking. It's not you, promise. In other news: nicotine gum tastes like sadness, ashtrays, and a faint hint of minty pain. I don't recommend it, it's like being punished for trying to be virtuous.
Also: in before someone says OMG YOU SMOKED THAT'S SO BAD FOR YOU. Yes. I know that. Hence the quitting. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2012|03:51 pm] |
Quitting smoking is quite possibly the suckiest feeling in the whole world. I really shouldn't have started, but oh, god, I think I'm dying. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2012|11:26 pm] |
I cannot wait until Spring Break. Seriously, I want a week off of school and an excuse to wear a bikini for a while. Right now wearing one around my room is just weird. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2012|11:29 pm] |
Hey, beautiful? You should check your left shoe. Right now. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2012|05:12 am] |
Fruy! Ymm tewwo huf!
Silly vortex. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2011|12:04 am] |
Someone needs to tell Mr. Vortex that it is extremely rude to swoop someone up in the middle of a hangover.
I don't need the damn website, someone just tell me what year it is. |
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[Dec. 11th, 2011|12:22 pm] |
With the Christmas Season fast upon us, we at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes would like to humbly invite you to peruse our shop for your holiday needs!
Okay, adverts aren't really my specialty (that's George, you see), but I'm sure that whoever may be on your list, you'll find the perfect gift in our store.
Also, we need test subjects. You won't be hurt, and you'll likely get a fantastic laugh. I forget anything, George? |
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[Dec. 6th, 2011|09:15 pm] |
What? No. I don't want this!
A wizard has to be involved in this somehow. Zemenar? Antorell? You'll send me back to Kazul right now if you know what's good for you. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2011|08:54 pm] |
( Melora. ) |
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[Nov. 29th, 2011|09:00 pm] |
Okay, so Zel's back, and my dad is back.
But has anyone found Hope? ...no bad jokes please, she's heard them all.
Mr. Lensherr?
( Leandra )
( Zelda ) |
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[Nov. 26th, 2011|09:45 pm] |
Aveline and I are engaged!
Oh, uh, and I've been unkidnapped. Thanks to everyone who was looking for me. I'm fine, aside from having lost my California tan and suffered a severe case of boredom and pizza deprivation. You'd think kidnappers would be humane enough to at least leave their victims with some books or a deck of cards or anything. You can only do so many push-ups, after all.
Still, that was the best rescue I've ever been part of, for all that I was the rescuee instead of one of the rescuers. First two dozen off-duty policemen swarm in--to say nothing of everyone on the perimeter, half the LAPD were there--and then this gorgeous redhead with a sword runs up, kisses me, and asks me to marry her.
Seriously, thanks to everyone who was looking for me. I'm grateful, I really am. I mean it.
...did I mention she asked me? |
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[Nov. 25th, 2011|12:04 am] |
I'm home and I'm fine. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2011|06:52 pm] |
I mean it. I want their livers on a hot dog bun, ketchup and mustard on top. And then I'll take it and stomp on it.
...yeah, that metaphor needs work, it's been a long day. I'm running out of people to talk to about Zel's disappearance, and I don't even know where to start on Dad's. I know Mom and the force can handle it all better than I can, but I hate not being able to do anything.
I'm going to go find something to hit. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2011|07:33 pm] |
These idiots. You take a police officer who is dating a police officer. Not only do we have practically no money, but we're trained to not negotiate with you. And now you have me and the whole police department on your ass. |
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[Nov. 9th, 2011|08:54 pm] |
Hair, makeup - done.
Cute dress - on.
Heels so high they should be banned in every country - on and dear god I'm going to blister.
I am a go for shenanigans. LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! |
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[Nov. 8th, 2011|08:52 pm] |
I don't believe it. I do not believe it. I have a family. I have a family. With kids, and everything. There's three of them. Or maybe five. But three who are here. And they're terrific. One of them's clearly his mother's boy, he's got her eyes and his brow furrows exactly the same way when he's concentrating, and one of them's got my sense of humor and knack for finding all the wrong things funny, and the third one has to be the most adorable kid in the world.
I can't believe this is my life. How did I get this lucky? If there were a Chantry handy, I'd go sing hymns to the Maker. Well, I maybe not sing, wouldn't want to hurt His ears with my off-key warbling. I'll find something.
Varric, thanks to you and all of yours for keeping a roof over their heads when they got here. I owe you one. I keep owing you one and then never paying you back and instead coming over to eat all of Esmerelda's pancakes, but you know what I mean.
No, I'm not going to stop babbling, why do you ask?
( Aveline ) |
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[Nov. 5th, 2011|05:29 pm] |
Man, I'm sure that was the worst Halloween we've had in years. They really didn't want to stop coming, did they?
So, for those of you who hadn't heard, we have a plan: beach party. There will be a bonfire, more hot dogs and roast marshmallows and whatever than we can stand, absolutely no smiting things, and generally taking it easy for a day. Who's in? Last one to comment gets buried in the sand, I say. Where's warm this time of year? |
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[Nov. 1st, 2011|12:19 am] |
Owww, my frakkin' head.
And uh. Wow, I'm lost, which is sad, since I was walking home from the library. Help? |
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[Oct. 30th, 2011|11:30 pm] |
Those of you in London might notice a giant ball of screaming mayhem rolling around. Worry not, it only picks up rubbish, wreckage, and evil monsters. Convienent, what?
Incidently, myself and my inestimable twin are taking bets on how large it will get before it falls apart, stops, or is destroyed, as well as other assorted wagers. For a list of the odds and rates we're offering, please contact us [here] at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, where we'd also be delighted to supply you with decoy detonaters, extendable ears, shield hats (solid protection against almost all known jinxes!), and of course our own personal brands of fireworks, as well as a large supply of other useful (not to mention terribly funny) tricks and charms.
We're offering a 10% discount until the day after Halloween, so if you need something to distract baddies, beasties, and things that go bump in the night, remember Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes! |
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[Oct. 30th, 2011|05:36 pm] |
Right. Sound off again, guys. Melora, I take it you've got your hands full where you are. Thomas, I assume you're still missing damn it, if you've gotten injured I'll kick your ass myself so, uh, please don't be.
Stefan, Gaius, Hope, Jack, Riley, John, everyone, anyone. You hanging in there? We're at McGee's Miscellaney [here] if you need shelter or food or just about anything you can imagine really, good defenses here but watch out for the flying monkeys. They have wicked aim.
( Leandra ) |
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