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George Weasley (not actually as smart as Fred) (thebrains) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-10-30 23:30:00

Entry tags:

annorah winchester, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, halloween, harry potter, john connor, leandra theirin, meat

Those of you in London might notice a giant ball of screaming mayhem rolling around. Worry not, it only picks up rubbish, wreckage, and evil monsters. Convienent, what?

Incidently, myself and my inestimable twin are taking bets on how large it will get before it falls apart, stops, or is destroyed, as well as other assorted wagers. For a list of the odds and rates we're offering, please contact us [here] at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, where we'd also be delighted to supply you with decoy detonaters, extendable ears, shield hats (solid protection against almost all known jinxes!), and of course our own personal brands of fireworks, as well as a large supply of other useful (not to mention terribly funny) tricks and charms.

We're offering a 10% discount until the day after Halloween, so if you need something to distract baddies, beasties, and things that go bump in the night, remember Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes!

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	thelooks 2011-10-30 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Rather brilliant, if I do say so myself, Forge. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-10-30 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Naturally, Gred. We have standards to uphold, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wittyoneliners 2011-10-30 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Very nicely done, I must say. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-10-30 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Why thank you. We pride ourselves on creativity and professionalism. ...besides, it was hilarious. Did you get a good look? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2011-10-30 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Close as I could, of course. I was fighting a rather nasty Darkspawn myself at the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-10-30 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Which ones are the Darkspawn again? So many monsters around this weekend I'm beginning to lose track of which are which. ...I do apologize, where are my manners? George Weasley, at your service! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2011-10-31 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Look a bit like rather messed up human beings sort of, except the ones that don't, try to eat your face and have acidic blood. Leandra Theirin. It is a pleasure, George Weasley. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-10-31 08:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh, those things! Thought they were just extremely weird zombies with a penchant for armor. And you've been fighting them? Up close and personal? You have the heart of a true Gryffindor, Leandra Theirin! I'm impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2011-11-01 05:09 am UTC (link)
	A Gryffindor? Someday you'll have to tell me what that precisely is, George Weasley. Usually I catch flack for fighting 'underhanded'. It's not my fault that dagger play is more effective from the back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thebrains
2011-11-02 08:47 pm UTC (link)

I'd be delighted to. Whenever you like. How about tomorrow? Tomorrow work for you?

In my experience, underhanded methods are sometimes the best way of handling things (not to mention much funnier). Besides, if you're up against some bloody monster thing that wants to eat your face, who cares what sort of methods you're using so long as they work? And you were still up close and personal. Definitely a Gryffindor.

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	wittyoneliners 2011-11-03 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Wow, decisive. I like that. Tomorrow certainly works for me, George Weasley. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-11-05 10:06 am UTC (link)
	Let it never be said that one of the Weasley twins let an opportunity for something awesome slip by. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	anniegirl 2011-10-31 04:41 am UTC (link)
	As my sister would say, bloody hell, that's one rather large katamari. You might want to roll up past Notting Hill way; we've been taking pot shots at zombies all night and we have a big pile of 'em rotting in our front yard. We Winchesters would be grateful for the cleanup. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-10-31 08:33 am UTC (link)
	We'll see if we can use a few more Banishing Charms to head it your way, then! Not enough zombies in that pile, for certain. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	malfoy_pride 2011-10-31 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Ah, now that is genius. I have discovered that a number of the evil things out there.. they really don't like fire. I think I'll be buying a shield hat, and some of the other stuff you guys are selling. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-10-31 08:35 am UTC (link)
	A compliment from Malfoy! Never thought I'd see the day. I'm going to treasure this moment forever. We'll set some of the good stuff aside for you. There's shield gloves too, if you'd rather not mess up your hair or something. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stop_skynet 2011-10-31 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Hi, my name is John. This ball thing. Does it also pick up metal too? By that, I mean killer robots. I heard there were some around here along with the evil monsters. But what are the decoy detonators like, is it like C4? Plastique? ohh, maybe they have a remote trigger? I might like to buy some. I really like fireworks too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

thebrains
2011-10-31 08:39 am UTC (link)

Pleasure to meet you, John. Sadly I can't tell you as we haven't run across any killer robots yet. Perhaps we should make another ball just for them. Oy Gred, got any more of that glue?

Decoy Detonaters are more a diversionary tactic, they scurry off and then make a loud noise to distract anything that might be chasing you. Very useful when you need a quick getaway. But if it's explosions you're after, ohh we certainly can oblige you. We've got a seperate catalogue just for the things that go boom. And of course we can set up remote triggers, what good's an explosion that takes you out along with whatever you're exploding?

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	noonebutyou 2011-10-31 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's one of the best things I've seen since I got here. You two are pretty rockin'. Just so you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thelooks 2011-11-01 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Always pleased to receive compliments from such an intelligent and lovely source! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thebrains 2011-11-02 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	What he said! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theboywhowon 2011-11-01 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant, as always. Bloody fantastic having you two back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebrains 2011-11-02 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Good to be here, Harry. Incidently, as the provider of our start-up money, that 10% discount is a permanent one for you. And I particularly recommend you have a look at our new shield socks. Keep your feet warm and your back unhexed! (Reply to this) (Parent)