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Tweak says, "What do you mean, I'm funny?"

Duncan Theirin (shieldson) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-11-29 21:00:00

Entry tags:

duncan theirin, erik lensherr, leandra theirin, zelda mccoy

Okay, so Zel's back, and my dad is back.

But has anyone found Hope? ...no bad jokes please, she's heard them all.

Mr. Lensherr?

Leandra

You're not going to believe this. ...actually, you probably will, I just don't.

Zelda

So...that conversation and all did actually happen, right? I didn't get concussion while sparring and fantasize the whole thing? Because that's happened before, I was convinced I was Spaceman for ten minutes once. Granted, I was eight and Lee had just booted me in the head, but...fuck, of all the qualities I could inherit from my dad, why did the idiot babbling have to be one of them?

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	Duncan wittyoneliners 2011-11-29 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	If it's about you joining the Avengers, I already saw and I still don't believe it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Leandra shieldson 2011-11-30 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Wha? Oh, right, not sure Stark's serious about it. Hard to tell, he's even more unpredictable in person. Though the invitation extends to you too, you know. I told him about you. Should have said that first, sorry, got distracted. I'm not sure what I think about all that, it's too bizarre. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan wittyoneliners 2011-11-30 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Well, come on, what is it then? And if you're seriously thinking of not joining, you're out of your damn mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Leandra shieldson 2011-12-01 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Zelda said she has a crush on me. Still not sure it isn't the vortex playing tricks again somehow. I mean, what happened to Kirk the Jerk? I don't care, I just hope she doesn't change her mind. Come on, Lee, we're good fighters but it's not like we're, y'know, superheroes. No special abilities or anything here, I just wave a sword around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan wittyoneliners 2011-12-01 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Really?! That's a relief. Kirk's too old for her. And neither are our parents, and look what they did. Look at Hawke, or Varric. Also, Batman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Leandra

shieldson
2011-12-01 11:29 pm UTC (link)

That's what worries me, though. Kirk, Zevran, I'm sure I saw her flirting with some other guy who's also older and experienced...that's all why I never wanted to admit how crazy I am about her to begin with. What am I doing in this list? I'm nothing like those guys. Is that good or bad?

Don't worry, I swear I won't talk myself out of it or anything. Not that stupid. Just...intimidated.

Well, Hawke's a mage, which sorta counts. Varric's a god of crossbows. Batman and Stark are both genius gadget inventing types, plus Stark's a millionaire. And are parents are heroes, but in a different way?

I should just shut up and get a cape and go with it, shouldn't I. But anyone calling us the Power Twins gets decked.

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	Duncan wittyoneliners 2011-12-02 05:20 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, Duncan. I'm sort of out of my element when it comes to Zelda. I love her dearly, but I have no idea what's going on in her head, particularly with men. She wouldn't say it if she didn't mean it though. Obviously. And no capes, didn't you see The Incredibles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lee shieldson 2011-12-04 12:06 pm UTC (link)
	S'okay. I'm probably just worrying too much, you know me. Man, I haven't watched that one since I was a kid. Fine, no capes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-30 12:22 am UTC (link)
	You know that literally every girl who fancies boys in the whole wide world thinks the idiot babbling is adorable, right? And no, that conversation happened. I have pretty athletic sex, but I've never concussed anyone, and we haven't gotten to the naked bits yet. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Zel shieldson 2011-11-30 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Well thank fuck for that, then. We'd all be doomed if you didn't. Athletic, huh? Now you're just giving me ideas. Like I didn't have enough of those already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-30 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I still have to figure out a name for you, you know. And adorable babbling is ... well, adorable. We should brainstorm and make charts and leave them out and watch your dad faint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Zel

shieldson
2011-11-30 12:56 am UTC (link)

I still nix fluffy. I can cope with adorable but not fluffy. No matter how many times you kiss me.

Maybe he'll take notes, I think they're waiting for their wedding night. I probably know more about it all than he does. ...but if we did that, my mom would come after us, and frankly I'd rather face down a tiger than Mom when she's pissed. Best keep brainstorming for ourselves.

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	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-30 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Your hair's the only fluffy thing about you. ... oh my god, your dad hasn't - does he need help? We can totally slip him porn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Zel

shieldson
2011-11-30 01:05 am UTC (link)

Insert innuendo here.

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure they'll figure it out without our help, you know. They did the first time around. Also, still not interested at all in knowing about my parents' sex life so long as they have one. The vortex is weird but at least it hasn't thrown me into some bizarre 80s-style movie where I have to hook up my own parents with wacky shenanegans.

Also, he knows Zevran.

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	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-11-30 01:15 am UTC (link)
	I really hope your penis isn't fluffy, Duncan. Yeah, your mom was married before, right? I assume that she ... okay, not going there. He's a fabulous kisser, actually! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zel shieldson 2011-12-01 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Do I look like a hobbit? No fuzz. Except for where fuzz is supposed to be. I was aiming for innuendoes about the rest of me being hard. Yeah, oh both counts. Did you kiss everyone in the world before getting around to me? Argh, don't answer that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Duncan putoutthefire 2011-12-01 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	The opposite of fluffy isn't hard! La la la la not listening~ Zevran was my first kiss, it's not - I don't like him like that, never have. He's such a dork, and his lady friend would light me on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Zel -

shieldson, 2011-12-01 11:38 pm UTC