If I incoherently growl at you for the next ... two weeks or so - I'm quitting smoking. It's not you, promise. In other news: nicotine gum tastes like sadness, ashtrays, and a faint hint of minty pain. I don't recommend it, it's like being punished for trying to be virtuous.
Also: in before someone says OMG YOU SMOKED THAT'S SO BAD FOR YOU. Yes. I know that. Hence the quitting.