Tweak

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Tweak says, "Your mom warned you about us."

youngdreamer (youngdreamer) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-09-03 23:52:00

Entry tags:

abigail fury, leandra theirin

It has come to my attention that we are bored.

Solutions: go.

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	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I'd say troll Steve, but you're way ahead of us on that one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2012-09-04 04:07 am UTC (link)
	He makes himself an easy mark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Seriously though, we could screw with Uncle Clint some more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 04:15 am UTC (link)
	I like the idea of tricking Steve into doing the paper crane origami. He'd get the wish and we'd have a thousand little paper birds to string up in a chain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 04:18 am UTC (link)
	... Dags, that is weirdly specific. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh right. There was this whole exchange with Em. Sooo. Bird puppets in his hallway, right? Or origami cranes, except we're not patient enough to fold them all. Emilie suggested tricking Steve into doing it for us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 04:32 am UTC (link)
	How do we trick Steve into doing origami en masse? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 04:43 am UTC (link)
	A wish at the end? He can wish for world peace or fluffy bunnies or something. I'm sure he'd make a good one and not, like, a lifetime supply of marshmallows or beer like I would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 04:45 am UTC (link)
	We're talking about Steve Coulson. He's so damn practical. I'm thinking blackmail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 04:56 am UTC (link)
	One thousand cranes and his wish can be not strutting around in tighty-whities at Halloween? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. That was a mental image I needed today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 05:03 am UTC (link)
	OH FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING. Parents. Cohabitating. Quick I need every Barry White CD ever. They're getting a care package. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 05:06 am UTC (link)
	THAT'S THE BEST NEWS! ... if they're cohabitatingI doubt you need the Barry White. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Well, he did just publicly insult her, and he didn't seem to know the meaning of the word 'girlfriend.' I think my dad needs some help in the romance department. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Maybe we should have given them the cake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm hopeful. They did produce me. Maybe snark is some kind of courtship ritual. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously. Come to think of it, we're all a snarky sarcastic sort of group. Except Steve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 05:35 am UTC (link)
	...you know, this is why I shouldn't read my mom's posts. I go in to play matchmaker and wind up getting way more information than I'd expected. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 05:35 am UTC (link)
	What's wrong? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 05:43 am UTC (link)
	New information about my dad, and a whole conversation about pants that, while positive re: my chances of being born, is the kind of thing I wish I hadn't just seen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 05:44 am UTC (link)
	New information about your dad and the fact he sometimes doesn't wear pants? Ew. I've met your dad, and no offense, but I don't want to think about him without pants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 05:52 am UTC (link)
	It's just -- no. Noooo. So I'm not clicking any more. It's awkward. I'll just have to find another way to say hi to my mother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 05:53 am UTC (link)
	I just read that thing. ... I thought my Dad could be awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I need a good secret to swap for one of his. Something that isn't 'I'm your daughter.' Although I could go with that. But. Big Terrible. How about 'your kid grows up with a bunch of the Avengers' kids.' True enough and doesn't ID the spawn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you've got to avoid the Big Terrible. Maybe that'd be enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 06:05 am UTC (link)
	That's what I went with. He's smart, he'll ask me some uncomfortable questions, but I can roll with it. Lie and say that I'm another Asgardian's or something, if I have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 06:07 am UTC (link)
	So, yay? Everyone wins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, got him to answer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2012-09-04 06:21 am UTC (link)
	You doing okay? Let's go eat ice cream. Ice cream is good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-09-04 06:35 am UTC (link)
	This is maybe the best idea ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngdreamer 2012-09-04 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	I am en route with four pints of ice cream as we speak. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gail_force_fury 2012-09-05 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Could crash a hoity-toity Hollywood-type party? you know I'm good at that. Or in light of more recent news: Ice cream and a Twilight Zone marathon. (Reply to this)