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Fred Weasley (not actually as pretty as George) (thelooks) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-12-11 12:22:00

Entry tags:

fred weasley, gaius du lac, george weasley, leandra theirin, melora hawke, zelda mccoy

With the Christmas Season fast upon us, we at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes would like to humbly invite you to peruse our shop for your holiday needs!

Okay, adverts aren't really my specialty (that's George, you see), but I'm sure that whoever may be on your list, you'll find the perfect gift in our store.

Also, we need test subjects. You won't be hurt, and you'll likely get a fantastic laugh. I forget anything, George?

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	smallbutdeadly 2011-12-11 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Gaius and I will sign up for testing! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thelooks 2011-12-11 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely brilliant. I assure you, all eye color changes will be temporary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-12-11 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I will let him know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofasorcerer 2011-12-12 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm just so glad you sign me up for dangerous experiments without asking me first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-12-12 02:28 am UTC (link)
	He just said eye color changes. Are you afraid someone might not like you without your baby blues? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofasorcerer 2011-12-12 02:30 am UTC (link)
	My eyes are brown and I like them that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-12-12 02:32 am UTC (link)
	You'd look cute with blue, too! And he said temporary. It'd be like trying out color-changing contacts! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofasorcerer 2011-12-12 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Fine, fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-12 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Are you the one that's shtupping my friend, or is it the other one? Either way, feel free to experiment on me, but if you tear my wings, I tear your head off. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2011-12-12 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Zelda. Seriously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-12 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, I was teasing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wittyoneliners 2011-12-12 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	You know I don't like my personal life quite so out there! Why would you say that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-12 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	I was being hyperbolic. Nevermind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda wittyoneliners 2011-12-13 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm not very open about this sort of thing, Zel. I'm not trying to start a fight, believe me, but it's all still very new. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lee putoutthefire 2011-12-13 02:30 am UTC (link)
	That's all I needed to know. I make jokes like that about everyone, I wasn't trying to single you out. I'm a boor, but I am indeed capable of tact when it's called for. I'm sorry I hate your cousin, too. That, however, I can't really change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda wittyoneliners 2011-12-13 02:36 am UTC (link)
	I understand. I really blame it on my mother, actually. I'm not very confident in this arena. You do now, maybe. The day you two finally settle your differences though the world had best watch out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lee putoutthefire 2011-12-13 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Seriously, I'm your friend, you can tell me these sort of things. Then I don't look like a huge soppy bag of dongs. Yes. Because Hell will have frozen over and Satan will be irritated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda wittyoneliners 2011-12-13 02:45 am UTC (link)
	And I'll owe Duncan five bucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lee putoutthefire 2011-12-13 02:47 am UTC (link)
	What, 'cause Hell froze over in our lifetimes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelda wittyoneliners 2011-12-13 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Just a joke, we haven't really bet on you two working it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lee putoutthefire 2011-12-13 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Well, now that you have insider info on its likelihood, feel free. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Leandra ex_thebrains160 2011-12-12 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Want me to slip your friend one of our Hush Puppy Treats? They've got silencing charms on them. Only lasts for an hour or so. Edible by humans or canines, won't do her any harm. Or I could glower, up to you. Or you could come over and explain to me what shtupping means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	George wittyoneliners 2011-12-13 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I just really don't like people making guesses on my personal life. It irritates me to no end. Must be my mother. I'm not angry at her. She's just making a joke, honestly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Leandra ex_thebrains160 2011-12-13 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	I know. It's why I just ask you when I want to know something. I'll try to remember that and not take a horrible revenge. If her hair turns blue, I swear it's just an accidental side effect of one of the things we're testing. Probably. Come over anyway? I know I only get to see you in bits and snatches lately but believe me I appreciate every one of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	George wittyoneliners 2011-12-13 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	Be nice, the girl was one of the ones kidnapped. I think she's still bothered by it and just not letting on. I'd love that. Just don't try feeding me any canary cremes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Leandra ex_thebrains160 2011-12-15 11:32 am UTC (link)
	...right, gotcha. Nevermind. But you're such a pretty bird! All puns intended. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-12-12 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Not everybody shtups everybody, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-12 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, not teasing Lee again, got it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_thebrains160 2011-12-12 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	You forgot the part about how all test subjects will receive a 10% discount plus a free packet of canary creme ~~because we have way too many of those bloody things~~. Also my dear Fred, what on earth are you thinking? We don't do anything humbly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thelooks 2011-12-13 01:13 am UTC (link)
	George, you fine fellow, sometimes I worry you've gone soft in the head. Of course we're not humble. We're amazing. You just don't go about bragging about it, though. Humble appeals to the masses! ... who are now reading this, and think I'm an ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_thebrains160 2011-12-13 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, they already knew you were an ass, no point trying to hide it. It's written on our heads. ...we should make something that does that for our prank candy range. Donkey ears included. (Reply to this) (Parent)