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[Jan. 10th, 2012|09:41 pm] |
Oh no, you do NOT just sweep a man up out of the blue to go play Dorothy Friggin' Gale before he's had his morning coffee. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2012|11:13 am] |
Right, so, internet exists. Sometimes I forget about that.
Hi. |
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[Dec. 30th, 2011|07:41 pm] |
Duncan? I feel like I should apologize in advance for Jimmy. Hell, both of them.
Mr. Stark? If I hit your son, I promise to treat him before I send him home. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2011|12:04 am] |
Someone needs to tell Mr. Vortex that it is extremely rude to swoop someone up in the middle of a hangover.
I don't need the damn website, someone just tell me what year it is. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2011|06:13 pm] |
So, everyone have a good Christmas? Good. Great.
You're all invited to a party, December 31. Reception actually, kind of a big deal. I'm throwing it for Mrs. Stark. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2011|06:46 pm] |
Anyone needs us for the next couple weeks, too bad. We're busy.
( Merry & Pippin. ) |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|10:40 pm] |
I have gone to a place called Starbucks, and tried something called coffee. It is magnificent. It comes in so many flavors. There is one called egg nog, so I tried that. Someone told me that egg nog is another kind of drink that is cold and tastes like custard and I like that as well!
But mostly I very much like this coffee. So much so, that I have written a song about it. It isn't complete yet, but I will sing it for anyone who wishes, once I'm done.
I've very much missed writing music. All of these new flavors are fantastic. I suppose I don't mind this place as much as I thought I did. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2011|01:13 pm] |
So I'm engaged. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2011|10:13 pm] |
think we should all go to vegas again
fuck that was fun |
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[Nov. 25th, 2011|01:36 pm] |
It feels good to be home again.
[Tony]
I need you to talk to me and stop blaming yourself for things. Please? |
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[Nov. 21st, 2011|08:36 am] |
Looks like some people have been found. Status reports.
( Avengers ) |
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[Nov. 21st, 2011|01:07 pm] |
Can someone please give me something useful to do.
Seriously, anything. Any rescue effort for anyone anywhere, so long as it involves doing something. If it involves hitting things all the better, but by this point I'll do anything.
( Mom ) |
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[Nov. 17th, 2011|02:51 pm] |
I can't believe I'm about to say this without irony.
Avengers, assemble. |
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[Nov. 10th, 2011|05:28 pm] |
Oh right. With the zombies and Avengers and stuff, I forgot.
This place is boring. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2011|11:22 pm] |
Now that Halloween is over, we can focus on more important things.
WHY THE HELL ARE THEY MAKING ALCOHOL FREE WHISKEY? SOMEONE HAS CLEARLY MISSED THE POINT AND MUST BE STOPPED. I'm going to buy the company just to make them stop. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2011|07:30 pm] |
So that went pretty well.
Based on that, I've got an idea. A pretty good idea, actually. See, where I come from, we were in the middle of making up a group of Superfriends, or something equally retardedly touchy feely.
We called it the Avengers.
The plan was to come in handy any time shit got that particularly real. I think this world needs one, and since Mr. Fury and the other misfits haven't gotten brought here yet, consider this open recruitment. For those of you wanting to keep a low profile, you know how to find me. I know, secret identities, blah blah blah.
Except you, Bats. Sorry about that. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2011|05:09 pm] |
Now this is a party.
Safehouses and fighters, report in. Status report time. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2011|04:55 pm] |
If only I'd had this at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields!
Hey Tony, I think I'm getting better at aiming! Tell Jarvis to let me have a little more control, won't you? Pretty sure I won't fly into any more buildings. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2011|11:05 pm] |
I'll be in the mini-Mordhaus kitchen if anyone needs me. I'll be supplying food for the troops, as it were.
Mr. Stark, sir, please exercise caution. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|08:19 pm] |
Grenade launcher time!! |
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[Oct. 26th, 2011|06:26 pm] |
Okay, party people. Everyone's got the jitters, can't say I blame anyone, but let's make a strategy for the absolutely nothing that is going to happen, okay?
Los Angeles; Pepper, Merry and Pippin along with yours truly will have the safehouse in Malibu. If you are on the left coast, get here.
New York: Stoic asshole with the sword and his other sword people got that place, right?
London: I know we've got a bunch of people there, right? You guys make any plans yet?
Anyone stranded? I seriously think we're all freaking out over nothing, but whatever, I've got a titanium suit that shoots lasers. My threshold for worry is a little higher than most. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|02:06 pm] |
Lots of new faces around here. And I feel like giving advice.
Okay, so here's something some of you might not realize. Every Halloween, something happens. So don't make any concrete plans, wear sensible shoes, and don't dress like anything you wouldn't mind turning into for a week.
And for fuck's sake, don't get drunk until midnight. You will regret it. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2011|11:31 am] |
Pepper, come down to the shop when you get home. Got something for you. |
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[Oct. 18th, 2011|08:13 pm] |
My kids went and got themselves bigger, and I'm not teaching anymore. I feel the need to go find some babies and horde them! Maybe I should hang out at a nursery. (It's not that I want more kids, please don't freak out, Leo, and Tony, you hush.) |
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[Oct. 13th, 2011|06:52 pm] |
So, Legal wants me to make a statement.
I, Tony Stark, would like to apologize to the good people of Las Vegas, Nevada, particularly at the Bellagio, Wynn, Luxor, Caesar's Palace, Monte Carlo, Paris, Venetian, MGM Grand... why do I feel like I'm missing one? Fine. Everyone on The Strip, and the Hard Rock Cafe, that strip club that the dinosaur ran through, the Hertz Rent-A-Car at the airport and virtually everyone we ran in to during our week long stay.
Granted, you're all richer by a considerable bit and from the sounds of it not unhappy with that fact, but hey, lawyers like to cover their asses. Stay Classy, Vegas. We'll have to stay in touch.
( That Elena Person That I Barely Met )
( Pepper Potts ) |
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[Oct. 11th, 2011|05:23 pm] |
Mum's birthday's on Thursday. She says we're all fired if we throw her a party, which I think means that we're required by law to throw her the biggest party possible.
Who's in? |
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[Oct. 12th, 2011|07:08 am] |
I've been sleeping quite a lot recently and all of a sudden all these wild adventures start happening? Merry! What have I missed? |
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[Oct. 8th, 2011|07:42 pm] |
When offering Tony advice
You really don't have to think twice.
Try not to smirk,
Point out what will work:
"All your life needs is some spice."
...which is all very well, but I was working on a sestina. This is most perplexing. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2011|01:41 am] |
This was absolutely not on the agenda for today. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2011|12:54 pm] |
I feel like getting drunk tonight. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2011|08:23 pm] |
TONY.
STOP TEXTING ME AND ASKING ME TO TEXT YOU PICTURES OF MY BOOBS. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|04:45 pm] |
I'm thinking tonight should be a Vegas night.
Who's with me? |
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[Oct. 2nd, 2011|02:36 pm] |
Anyone need any tech or repair work doing? I need to keep myself occupied, keeps me from missing Shepard and the others.
I'm willing to provide examples. I've got a few things that I've made since coming here, including a few prototype omni-tool add-ons. They're a little hard to test with only two omni-tools in the world. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2011|10:41 pm] |
You people again? By all of my fathers, I can't believe they keep considering this detail a promotion!
I'm Qing Bu, the Celestial Abacus, I'm here to chronicle all of your lives, blah blah blah, I know everything about you, blah blah blah, no I don't gossip or do anything about it, I just watch so that you end up in the right afterlife blah blah. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2011|10:14 am] |
Tony?
He is definitely, definitely not gay. And thanks for provoking him. I'm just going to fly today, my legs are sore. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|06:33 pm] |
So, in celebration of Stark Industries having a ridiculously awesome opening on the Exchange, I'm going to say drinks are on me this Friday after that wedding thing on the other planet. Unnamed Pub. We'll figure out catering too, while we're at it. Get you two crazy kids started off right.
Sound like a plan?
( Merry & That Other Short Guy I Haven't Met Yet ) |
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|11:46 pm] |
So on one hand, I seem to be set up to do the Zen hermit thing here, and that's not a bad gig.
On the other hand...damn I miss ice cream. That's something I never was able to replicate properly. It just never tasted the same on the Grid.
So I guess I should find a bit of work to do. Anyone need any programming done?
And hey, this internet thing is a blast, you know? Especially this Angry Birds game. Terrific. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2011|06:00 pm] |
So I wake up at three in the afternoon, hungover as hell, covered in blood and peanut butter.
All I can surmise is that I was attempting to set a trap for a vampire with a peanut allergy. |
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