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[Sep. 22nd, 2011|09:59 pm] |
What was that? It isn't even close to Halloween, shouldn't all you stupid Grubbins and witches be leaving us alone?
... a little help here? |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|03:04 pm] |
Does anyone want to come color? I miss my spouse. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2011|09:32 pm] |
Anybody want to go shopping for Adult Female things? I broke mine. |
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[Sep. 14th, 2011|08:42 pm] |
I've seen a lot of people in various stages of drunkenness in my time, but being able to tell how drunk someone is by how many things they have floating around their head is new. Very useful, however. Makes it easy to tell who we shouldn't be serving anything more to. Also what sort of drunk they are, the sort who's pleasant company or the sort who breaks furniture if you look at him wrong.
Plus all the beer seems to have neverending foam! |
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[Sep. 13th, 2011|06:51 pm] |
Good news! Company is going public the start of next month, and already I have enough investors to start up a better then decent R&D lab and main campus. No one seemed too freaked out to deal with a cartoon in an ugly ass suit, but whatever.
Drinks are on me tonight. Cartoons can still drink, amirite? |
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[Sep. 10th, 2011|01:19 am] |
Back in the suit? Keelah, I was just getting used to living without it... |
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[Sep. 8th, 2011|09:40 pm] |
The Sword and Staff...no.
The Bottle and Glass...to the point, but no.
The X and Y...nicely satirical, but still no.
Alas, the Still Currently Unnamed Pub remains Still Currently Unnamed. Perhaps I should just put that on the signposts and resign myself to the situation. |
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[Sep. 5th, 2011|07:22 am] |
I've got the strangest feeling in my head. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2011|06:06 pm] |
Okay, enough whining, enough screwing around. This place is weird, but it's got potential.
Who here is interested in a unique business opportunity at the ground floor of Stark Industries? Engineers and physicists are a plus, but also accepting redheads. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2011|02:01 am] |
Despite how much younger everyone looks, it's amazing how little things seem to change. Considering this universe is insane, I mean.
( Melora ) |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2011|02:05 pm] |
I hope that there is someone here with some answers.
From EUROPOL or someone who has a clear idea of what exactly is going on. I do not appreciate this sort of elaborate prank. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2011|05:44 pm] |
Wish me luck, all. I have an interview in a few days to see if I can join the local police force. Maker willing, I'll soon have a job that lets me actually wear clothes.
...so, uh, if that falls through, does it really stay warm all year-round here in California like everyone says? Because come winter, this lifeguarding thing is going to get unpleasant as opposed to just awkward, if so.
( Aveline. ) |
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[Aug. 18th, 2011|04:41 pm] |
You have got to be fucking kidding me. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|09:53 pm] |
I swear to Fury...
That's the last time...
I do shots...
Of anything called...
"Romulan" anything...
I gotta' find my clothes. |
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[May. 4th, 2010|05:20 pm] |
Stark, darling, let's go dancing. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:25 am] |
So.
Let me get this straight.
I make one kick ass lesbian.
I need to write a book. Seriously. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:27 am] |
Me So Horny.
Me So Hungry.
Anyone care to go out for a... bite? |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|02:42 pm] |
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
So a multi-billionaire superhero is fighting for his life againt his own created technology. Something goes so wrong it's not even funny. The next thing he knows, he's sent head over heels through some strange ass wormhole, only to land in the best possible place to be after such an event...
A Bar.
What'll he get first, Drunk or Laid?
Discuss. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2009|05:44 pm] |
I'm just going to move back to London, I think. Maybe New York. Someplace with people.
( Private. )
What's a good distraction for when someone's upset? How do you get out of your head when you're having a bad day? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2008|02:36 pm] |
Who all wants to come to me and Onyxx's wedding? The location will be secret, for obvious reasons. Let me know so I can tell you in private. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2008|06:30 pm] |
Remy? Think you could take an evening off from the hospital and spend some time with your husband? |
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|05:10 pm] |
One night of celebration is not enough for lil old me.
PARTY AT THE STARK PLACE!!!!!! WHO'S WITH ME?
( Mom? Daddy? ) |
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[Sep. 30th, 2008|02:17 am] |
( Tony ) |
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|09:00 pm] |
Who: Remy and Tony
What: Ant's first pool experience
When: Tonight
Where: Stark Mansion
Warnings: TBD
Remy had been at the hospital almost non-stop lately with all of the stuff going down in New York. With the Times Building getting blown up, and all of those people, they were swamped completely for the last couple of days. It gave her some time to just not think about anything but her job, and not about home which was what she needed at the moment. But eventually she started to miss her kids and Tony more and more, and so finally she got a day all to herself without being called in.
She decided to take that time to spend it with Ant and Tony (if he wasn't busy). She got herself dressed into her bathing suit, and then put Ant in the tiny bathing suit she had bought him and then went to go find Tony, figuring he was down in the basement, "Tony?" she asked, peeking her head in with Ant attached to her hip, "I was going to take Ant to the pool.. see if he likes it.. if you're not busy.. you could come with us." |
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[Jul. 29th, 2008|10:48 pm] |
SOPHIE STARK!
Get your ass in this garage so Jarvis can refit the suit. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|12:26 pm] |
I need the biggest bottle of scotch this side of the Mississippi. Right. Now.
[ooc: Movie Tony has turned into his Demon in a Bottle counterpart from the comics. He's going to be wasted most of the time and instead of an arc reactor, he's got an inch thick metal chestplate life support system. Think about how suck the sex would be then.] |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|04:06 pm] |
Hey Daddy?
I need some help.
And before you freak out, it does not involve boys, sex or a combination of the two. It doesn't involve girls and sex either. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2008|12:29 am] |
I better not look here and find my wife leaving me for some jackass.
On the positive side, Namor acting like a sap makes me laugh so hard my ribs hurt. I must save this for posterity. That poor woman. I feel sorry for her. And now Rhodey is marrying a man. I had better be the best man at this! ...or a the maid of honor if you're being the girl in it. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2008|07:35 pm] |
[ooc: This Tony has had his memories of Pepper Potts erased from his mind up until now. He knows her and remembers his friend, but he doesn't have any recollection of any feelings for her or that she's in this universe currently.]
There's someone else with my face now. I'm starting feel less and less unique.
Remy, I think it's time for a vacation to somewhere warm with tropical fruity drinks with umbrellas. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2008|03:39 pm] |
I am Hans, and this is not where I was before.
[OOC: Hans speaks with a very erotic Bavarian accent, as seen here] |
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[May. 23rd, 2008|03:19 am] |
About fucking time! Something I can work with. Real engines and not this sailing on the high seas crap.
Figures this analog computer made enough noise to wake the baby. Also, cloth diapers suck. |
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[May. 22nd, 2008|01:46 pm] |
I would really like modern day tech back so I can take a fucking picture of my new baby boy. The first few days are supposed to be crucial or so I hear. This is just starting to piss me off. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|11:19 am] |
This is fucking bullshit. I am so not amused.
Now I feel like Doc Brown in Back to the Future 3. I wonder if I can turn a train engine into a time machine... |
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[May. 11th, 2008|09:18 pm] |
Happy Mother's Day, dear.
( For Remy ) |
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[May. 11th, 2008|01:08 am] |
I have no idea what the fuck my wife gave me to take, but it's the best.
Holy Christ, this stupid cartoon should not be this funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Goddamn it! It wasn't supposed to type me laughing. Fucking computer. Stop posting me cussing you out!
Argh! |
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[May. 9th, 2008|10:24 am] |
Daddy?
Why are your kid's meal action figure toys...... sparkly? |
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