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Tweak says, "My boating arm!"

You should listen to Navi DuBleu. (heyheylisten) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-10-04 20:23:00

Entry tags:

alistair, erato, merry brandybuck, navi, tony stark

TONY.

STOP TEXTING ME AND ASKING ME TO TEXT YOU PICTURES OF MY BOOBS.

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	thanksjarvis 2011-10-05 01:26 am UTC (link)
	HEY READ THAT CLOSER I said send me pictures of the good doctor's boobs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 01:30 am UTC (link)
	HE DOES NOT HAVE BOOBS I am so putting itching powder in your suit, young man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-10-05 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Hey, he's a mammal, at least I hope, meaning he has teats like all of us do, and his are just slightly more developed than your average male, that's all I'm saying, all right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 01:35 am UTC (link)
	... are you gay? Is that why you sleep with so many ladies? Deflection? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-10-05 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Nope, totally straight, not that there's anything wrong with that. And it's not -so many-. I think there's been maybe three since I got here. That's restraint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Ew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-10-05 01:48 am UTC (link)
	RESTRAINT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 01:50 am UTC (link)
	I'M GOING TO RESTRAIN YOU ANTHONY EDWARD STARK IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-10-05 01:51 am UTC (link)
	See, now your doctor friend probably won't like that, and he's not my type, what with the dick and everything. Look, relax, would you? I won't text you FUNNY JOKES anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 01:56 am UTC (link)
	You're just mad because I know your middle name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-10-05 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, kind of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 02:05 am UTC (link)
	It's why you hired me, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Navi merryesquire 2011-10-05 09:23 am UTC (link)
	We might need some help here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Merry heyheylisten 2011-10-05 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	... did he pass out again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Navi

merryesquire
2011-10-05 10:30 pm UTC (link)

No, no, he's still conscious. Impressively conscious considering how long we've been here. Introducing him and Pippin might have been a drastic error in judgement, I'm not sure which of them is worse.

Exciting, though!

No, my point was that if we're all arrested for...I'm not even sure what, at this rate it could be dismantling one of the neon dinosaurs and pretending to ride it down the street, though Tony will no doubt purchase the hotel first...

At any rate, please assure me that if we're thrown in prison, you can get us out?

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	Merry heyheylisten 2011-10-05 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I can. Does this mean I will? That remains to be seen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Navi merryesquire 2011-10-05 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	I had nothing to do with the incident with the pool table. I want that stated very clearly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Merry heyheylisten 2011-10-05 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Noted. Just let me know a tally of the damage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Navi merryesquire 2011-10-06 01:02 am UTC (link)
	The physical damage was minimal. The emotional scarring, on the other hand...I'm fairly sure that one woman will never recover. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Merry heyheylisten 2011-10-06 01:06 am UTC (link)
	That ... doesn't sound good. You're really awesome at ominous! I'll be over soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Navi merryesquire 2011-10-06 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I might be exagerrating. My apologies, it's usually more obvious in person! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Merry heyheylisten 2011-10-06 01:24 am UTC (link)
	~~oh thank goddesses~~ Then I won't be. Just thwack him with a rolled up newspaper, I'll come by tomorrow morning. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Miss cheeseordeath 2011-10-05 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	...I beg your pardon? He's doing what? Isn't he your boss? That's harassment, you know. Want me to report him? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sir heyheylisten 2011-10-05 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	What? Oh, no, it's fine, I knew he was like this when I took the job. If worst came to worst, I'd throw something at his head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miss cheeseordeath 2011-10-05 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hah! Pardon me, in that case; it sounds like you're able to take care of yourself. Good for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sir heyheylisten 2011-10-05 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a fairy, we're good at that! But you're sweet to worry. You're probably a Hero, huh. I can usually tell! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Miss cheeseordeath 2011-10-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Who, me? No, no, I just used to follow one about. Nice of you to say so, though. I'm Alistair, by the way. And you are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair heyheylisten 2011-10-06 01:06 am UTC (link)
	You're a Hero, I'm sure. You're humble and everything! I'm Navi, it's nice to meet you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Navi cheeseordeath 2011-10-06 01:13 am UTC (link)
	That's a requirement? Is there a rulebook called How To Be A Hero with a checklist of characteristics, and everyone's seen it but me? Pleasure to meet you too, Navi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair heyheylisten 2011-10-06 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm a fairy, silly. I just know things, like flying! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Navi cheeseordeath 2011-10-06 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	...run that by me again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair heyheylisten 2011-10-06 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Flying. Fairies. Yup. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sexysonnets 2011-10-05 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Tch. We must give him lessons. I'm entirely enamored of bawdiness, but this shows no imagination whatsoever. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	He's one of the more rambunctious boys I've worked with, I'll say that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sexysonnets 2011-10-05 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I do like you, fairy girl. You have a way with words at times. Rambunctious! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-05 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's because I tend to think of most boys in terms of them being really young? I mean, I know Tony's middle aged for a human, but to me he's just... not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sexysonnets 2011-10-06 12:45 am UTC (link)
	They are all very young. Fortunately it is endearing or they probably would not survive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-10-06 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I think it's also why puppies are so cute. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thanksjarvis 2011-10-06 12:06 am UTC (link)
	HEY THE DINO THING WAS REALLY IMAGINATIVE. REALLY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sexysonnets 2011-10-06 12:46 am UTC (link)
	You are cute, I will give you that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-10-06 12:47 am UTC (link)
	I prefer handsome and charming, but we can make it work. (Reply to this) (Parent)