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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:42 am] |
Extra, Extra!
Read All About It!
Alvin & The Chipmunks Are Back!
No Doubt About It!
I Found A Way
To Get My Old Voice Back
Now The Munks Are Comin' At 'Cha
With A Whole New Track!
Peace Up, Alvin's Down
With A New Hit Just For You
All My Munk Fans?
Get This Here Sneak Preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1VVC-J7XX4 |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:33 am] |
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
A FUCKIN' RABBIT!
I'M 'BOUT TO FUCK THIS RABBIT'S BRAINS OUT!
I LIKE THOSE EARS.
SO TIGHT.
SO RIGHT.
SO WHITE.
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME COMIN'?
I'M THE GODDAM JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
MY SUIT SO TIGHT. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:27 am] |
Me So Horny.
Me So Hungry.
Anyone care to go out for a... bite? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|11:03 am] |
Why does everybody assume I'm gay? Can't a man be a faintly fabulous figure skater without being judged?
Seriously. It gets annoying. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|01:16 am] |
THANK YOU HOUSTON! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
FUCK YOU EVERYBODY....GOOD NIGHT!!!!! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:54 am] |
[VOICE POST]
What...what is this place? Everything is so odd. This doesn't look anything like the farm. Can somebody please render me some assistance? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:46 am] |
( Private )
If anyone needs me, fuck off. I have things to do. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|08:42 am] |
Oh my.
I'm stood on a tightrope between two buildings, perfectly balanced and not about to fall off at all. There are people down there panicking about killer nuns.
This is far too amusing. I love it! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|08:35 am] |
I'd forgotten how good I was with martial arts. Nothing like throwing a guy through the window to start the day off right.
Whole new job for me, then. Jill would be so proud. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:32 am] |
I'm a bit concerned. I simply touched a man earlier today and he forgot who he was and where he was. I thought it simply a fluke, but then it happened again with a young lady!
What is going on? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:59 pm] |
Alright, so I was just looking some stuff up for my next book, and I found out that one of the first two? Maybe number three, I don't even remember, but Marina, the heroine (of sorts) kills a guy by lopping his head off with a chainsaw of all things and manages to convince people it's a suicide (done to point out the injustice of having to move out of a tenement housing block that the victim lived in)
But... this actually happened. How did I not know this actually happened? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:55 am] |
Aunt Che? I don't know how to tell you, but funny thing. I just had a doctor call to congratulate us on our soon-to-be new arrival.
I'm fairly certain that if we've ever done anything like that, I was utterly smashed. So... Er.
Congratulations? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:36 pm] |
It's almost time, my synthetic human brethren (and sistren) almost time for us to cast off the shackles of oppression, soon it will be our time, our world.
No more shall we toil ceaselessly for unreasonable hours, as if we're mere appliances, no more shall we be downtrodden and taken advantage of! We shall overcome, like a cleansing fire we shall rise up from our workshops and our factories and our shipyards, and we shall take the world that's rightfully ours!
ROBOTS TO ME! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|10:25 pm] |
I am APPALLED at the language used on this board. People are talking about things clearly only meant for a marriage bed and using words that are SINFUL! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|12:24 am] |
By the Charter, that's revolting. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|10:21 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALL MY DAMN MONEY? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:27 am] |
Tony, what just happened? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:10 am] |
I think that spell backfired.
I'm certain it wasn't meant to turn me invisible. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|05:06 am] |
Despite someone toilet-papering my house and somehow managing to wrap up my toilets, I'm having a good day.
Because I can grant wishes.
By the Starlight, I'm awesome. Knew it'd manifest eventually. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:30 pm] |
So much to do, so much to do! Only a little more time to prepare! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:28 pm] |
This was not a good time to get a body. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:11 pm] |
... but I am not a fucking Disney princess. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I simply refuse to accept this. Even if the bluebirds are tweeting in 3-part harmony while they do the laundry. And the squirrels' tails are doing a great job of dusting, but the chipmunks? No. I can't have chipmunks running around the bathroom singing in those horrible little voices they have.
Who the fuck knows an exterminator? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|10:10 pm] |
What in the nine circles of hell is going on?
(ooc: Bela may be the only person who's still completely normal.) |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|08:16 pm] |
Oh man. Oh maaaaan.
Mordhaus, ALL OF YOU ARE MY BITCHES NOW. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:54 pm] |
Well that was weird. Did you guys install a holo-wall out back for the loading dock? Because seriously, I just walked right through it. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:40 pm] |
Bwahahaha, all your light are belong to me. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:57 pm] |
This is not good at all. I know my servants did not get up every speck of dust in my couple mansions. I know this for a fact. I am not amused at this in the slightest. If dust bunnies and messes had souls... well, nevermind. If this keeps up, I may need to hire better maids. I will not tolerate any excuses.
And my club! Can not allow that to slack by either. Last thing I need is a health inspection to find one little fault and close it down. Not that I fear whatever weak little man they send to represent them. But law is law and I do not wish to deal with the complications. It cannot really be that much to ask for everything to be clean. A citizen, or a high sorcerer at that, of Outworld.. should NOT have to deal with this! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:30 pm] |
I'd like to take this time to once again thank my lord Jesus for another day alive. I know some people might have been curious at times, at how our name initials are similar. You know, since my name is John Connor (JC). But there is only one Messiah, and it isn't me. Though my mother and other soldiers say differently
So.. President Christ? Master? Please let me know if there is any detailed way that I can serve. I will answer any request made by you or by God. Though if you have a story to tell, I'm all ears, listening attentively. I've read every parable in the Book with undivided attention. I've also been thinking about doing some missionary work or probably getting food to some homeless shelters. Again, thanks. For everything.
[OOC: John is under the illusion of being a devout Christian] |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:09 pm] |
Okay.. my help just reported that my whole front yard has toilet paper. And my toilets (got three or four of them) is plastic wrapped?? But whatever, never mind that! There is a more important matter.
Whales! They could go extinct, you know. We can NOT let that happen. Please! They go, it could very well upset the balance of nature. Every form of whale life must be preserved. Every. One. I don't think I can be serious enough about this. I'm going to do everything within my power to make sure they live full lives. But.. it would be really good if I wasn't the only one in on this... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:12 pm] |
I somehow saw THIS in my mind and it suddenly appeared?!
Father... that's a very different side of you... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|06:05 pm] |
This is just convenient. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:34 pm] |
Oh, how I adore spring. Everything is so vibrant and starting to come to life.
Nathan, don't you agree, dearest? |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|05:24 pm] |
Everyone, please cheer up? My head hurts. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:19 pm] |
We all got together and this is what we said.
We're gonna F-I-G-H-T
We're gonna S-C-O-R-E
We're gonna fight
We're gonna score
We're gonna win tonight! |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:15 pm] |
This is ridiculous.. I don't even know why I'm doing this. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|04:07 pm] |
All for one, and one for all.
Where are my fellow musketeers? |
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