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[Sep. 6th, 2010|12:27 pm] |
CAFFINATED MARSHMALLOWS.
NO JOKE. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2010|11:48 am] |
Our children are gone, Erik. It's an odd feeling, since we haven't had them yet anyways.
But I miss them. I can't feel their spirits anymore, and I was so used to just quickly searching for them and seeing them shine so brightly.
Am I strange for feeling this way? |
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[May. 9th, 2010|03:43 pm] |
Happy Mother's Day, Mother. I'm sure Luc will have done something fittingly inappropriate like stopping time to give you a few minutes leisure or something similarly unworthy. I on the other hand have created a garden for you behind the Vatican. I know how much you love flowers.
Have a look at it:
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[May. 9th, 2010|03:39 pm] |
LeifErik my darling? Where are you hiding right now? You're not still afraid of the children, are you?
I promise I will not ravish you and impregnate myself anytime soon. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|06:35 pm] |
Gigi? Darling?
Would you mind explaining to me why the new bartender just called me "papa"? |
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[Apr. 4th, 2010|02:03 pm] |
Yes, the President is gone until Tuesday. No you can't find him and I'm not allowing him on the internet.
Have a good rest of the weekend, all. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|01:16 am] |
THANK YOU HOUSTON! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
FUCK YOU EVERYBODY....GOOD NIGHT!!!!! |
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[Feb. 24th, 2010|10:31 am] |
Hey dad. A guy from school said my hair is pretty. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2010|09:30 pm] |
Gigi? Erik? Would you two like to come over for dinner some night? |
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[Feb. 16th, 2010|02:48 am] |
They really should have another holiday on March 14th where all the Valentine's Day hookups go and get their STD tests together.
But they probably won't. I guess I could leave letters, but that would be nice, and I don't do that.
Edit; ( Satan. ) |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|07:39 pm] |
Just so you guys know, the married life?
BEST. LIFE. EVAR.
I have the hottest husband. Period. End of story. |
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