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[Aug. 12th, 2010|05:02 pm] |
I GOT NEW PAJAMMERS AND THEY'RE SO COZY IT'S LIKE SLEEPING IN A MARSHMALLOW |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:12 pm] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
THAT'S RIGHT!
SUMMER VACATION IS A BIGGER BITCH THAN SARAH PALIN GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE ON THE THIRD SUNDAY OF THE SEVENTH HELL OF THE DEVIL'S BIRTHDAY!
YOU AIN'T READY FOR THE RETURN TO MY CLASS!
WELCOME TO JUGGERGARTEN!
I TEACH KIDS HOW TO EAT SMALL RODENTS FOR BREAKFAST!
SPIDERMONKEY SALAD!
TUNA FRIES!
A BOTTLE OF BRITTANY DANIELS!
I'LL BE AT TARGET FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS MAKING SURE EVERYONE BUYS WHAT THEY NEED TO BUY FOR BACK TO SCHOOL WITH THE JUGGERNAUT.
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?
I SPIT FLAMES OUT THE CHEEKS OF MY ASS AT THE END OF MAY AND CAUSE SUMMER TIME!
FLAME ON!
DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
I'M GETTIN' RAISE THIS YEAR!
CUZ I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:48 am] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE! BUT I STAY COMING BACK LIKE A PORN STAR ON REWIND IN THE BACK OF A TIME MACHINE FUCKING JENNA JAMESON'S OLD LEFT NOSTRIL!
YOU AIN'T READY FOR THE JUGGERNAUT!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT BUT... JUGG'S GOT YA'!
YOU CAN'T RUN!
YOU CAN'T WALK!
YOU CAN'T TALK!
YOU CAN'T HIDE!
IT'S THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
I PITY THE FOOL! |
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[Mar. 13th, 2010|06:33 am] |
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
A FUCKIN' RABBIT!
I'M 'BOUT TO FUCK THIS RABBIT'S BRAINS OUT!
I LIKE THOSE EARS.
SO TIGHT.
SO RIGHT.
SO WHITE.
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME COMIN'?
I'M THE GODDAM JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
MY SUIT SO TIGHT. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|11:44 pm] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
THAT'S RIGHT I'M BACK! I'M SO BACK I'M THE ASS OF A CHINESE DONKEY IN THE MIDDLE OF A PORN STUDIO TRAPPED UNDER RON JEREMY'S LEFT NUTSACK!
YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
HERE I COME!
NEVER BEFORE SEEN! NEVER BEFORE HEARD! BUT ALWAYS THE SHIT LIKE A BAG OF RAT TURDS!
AIN'T NOBODY EVER GONNA' STOP THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT!
RELAX BITCHES!
JUGG'S GOT YA'... |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|01:02 am] |
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAH!
DID YOU HEAR THAT GROWL?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE GROWLASAURIAN ACCENT?! THEY CALL MY LEFT NUT SIMBA AND MY RIGHT NUT MUFASA CUS I'M THE LION KING OF FUCKIN'!
DON'T CORRECT ME! YOU DON'T KNOW MY FATHER. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! WHICH IS WHY I'M BOUT TO TELL YOU!
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME OF THE FIRST TIMES! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I'M HERE AND I'M FEARLESS! READY TO KICK SHIT DOWN THROATS AND TAKE A PISS IN YOUR MOM'S MOAT! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO YOU COMPREHENDO MY SPEAKO?!
MAN, YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE! DON'T YOU SEE THE SHIT I'M WEARIN'? THIS IS CUSTOM MADE OUT OF LOW CHOLESTEROL SPIDER MONKEY BABIES FROM THE PLANET SWALLOW DEEZ. THAT'S WHY MY SUIT SO TIGHT! LIKE A JUNIOR PROM FULL OF FRESHMENS!
SO DON'T THINK YOU OFF THE HOOK, JUST CUZ YOU KNOW THE LINGO DON'T MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THOUGH!
BUT YOU DO KNOW ONE THING!
YOU DO KNOW THAT THE PROOF IS IN MY PUDDIN'!
AND THAT I'M THE JUGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|09:25 pm] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE RETURNED LIKE THE JEDI! RETURNED LIKE THE KING! I'M A BIG, MEAN, BITCH FUCKIN' MACHINE!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! DON'T YOU HEAR ME?! DON'T YOU SEE ME MOVIN' WHEN I DROP MY BALLS ON DICK CLARK'S FACE AND TELL HIM TO DO AN AMERICAN BANDSTAND ON MY NUTS?!
YOU BETTA' REMEMBER WHO I AM! REMEMBER THE TIME! REMEMBER THE TITANS! REMEMBER THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY USED TO CALL ME RICE KRISPIES CUZ I WOULD SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP YO' DUMBASS! DON'T YOU TRY TO STEP TO ME! FUCK AROUND AND GET CRUSHED BY THESE BIG JUGGERNUTS! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BADDEST THING THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!
AND THAT'S THE WAY LOVE GOES! I'M 'BOUT TO GO NOW! I GOTTA' MEET JANET JACKSON BEHIND THE SUPER BOWL SO I CAN PUT SOME RHYTHM IN HER NATION!
BUT BEFORE I GO, LET ME TELL YOU BITCHES ONE LAST TIME!
WHO AM I?!
WHO THE FUCK AM I?!
I'M THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! |
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