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[Dec. 19th, 2008|09:48 pm] |
So I'm reasonably certain that my girlfriend would leave me for a good enough cheesecake.
Is this unique to the crazy green fella, or are there other ladies out there (Frost women excepted, because, you know, duh) who, upon being faced with a cheese-based custard pie of sufficient richness, would totally leave their sexy sexy manimal? |
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[Dec. 7th, 2008|07:31 pm] |
I think it's time to bust out the Santa hat!
And the mistletoe belt, of course.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... everywhere you blow... |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:21 pm] |
( Private )
All right, I think--I think!--the demons keep attacking me because I'm very handsome. You see, this all started around the time that I put on my Halloween costume, and as Rosie-doll will recall, it was a very sexy one. No monsters while we were trick-or-treating, but the second we parted and I went home?
HUGE fuck-off demon pops up. Eats all my Butterfingers.
Literally, he stole the bag out of my hands, dug through my candy, and took the Butterfingers. And those peanut butter things in the orange and black wrappers. Who even eats those? Demons, that's who. I kicked his ass, because obviously nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger, but for all the good it did me.
Anyway, long story short, I hope that this ends soon. I don't want to miss candy discount days. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2008|10:29 pm] |
Hey Quentin? Do you want to go trick or treating with us? We're taking baby Esme and Gar. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2008|03:04 am] |
So, trick or treating this year. I think it should happen. People say to me, "Gar, you're twenty-some, why are you going out?" The answer is simple, my friends. I look young. And I love candy. In no particular order.
I'm going as the Jolly Green Giant. It's very skimpy, so there's fanservice. Service for my fans. And my girlfriend.
Hey, Rosie-doll.
So yeah. Anyone else? |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|07:39 pm] |
Not really sure I'm liking what people have to say about me. And it seems like I do get around. Any other children of mine here that I'm not aware of? |
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|12:22 am] |
( Rosie ) |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|06:48 pm] |
( Gar ) |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2008|06:52 pm] |
I'm blond again.
I was bored.
( Daddy ) |
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[May. 27th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
Dick, I am going to hang out with Carrie. If you would like to come over later, I will call you when I am coming home.
Gar, try not to pester Dick if he comes over. You two are so immature sometimes. |
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[May. 21st, 2008|12:18 am] |
Two things.
First, happy birthday, Rosie! Don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you can find anything I wouldn't do, please direct my attention to it immediately. I left your present back in the real world, but I'll find another one.
Secondly, is anyone else concerned by the fact that our wild west adventure has become a medieval adventure has become a gangster ridden city of whatnot? |
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[May. 20th, 2008|01:35 am] |
This is cute. The costumes are interesting, cute even. But it needs to end now. People don't seem to know about bathing or manners or how to brush their teeth. And I've been planning my birthday party for much too long to have to postpone it. |
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[May. 18th, 2008|09:52 pm] |
I had the weirdest dream last night.. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2008|07:24 pm] |
The try out was mostly a joke. How am I being considered for the lead? |
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[Apr. 9th, 2008|08:06 pm] |
Thanks, Rose. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|01:15 am] |
Attention! The New York University Tisch School of the Arts (oy that's a mouthful, as the actress said on the casting couch) is putting on The Producers. Are we excited? You should be. Get that way. Go on.
I'm looking your way.
Ladies.
Anyway. The important point I'm trying to make is that I'm going to be acting my brains out in this play, and I expect a full audience. I don't care if you don't know me. I don't care if you hate all Verdant-Americans. You racist bastard. Put your butt in the seat. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|03:16 pm] |
( Private. )
Hey, Bela. Got a new project for us. Y'know, in between selling crap.
Oh, and anyone reading this gets ten percent off for the next week. Got too much crap in here. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|12:31 pm] |
Urg! I don't like tuxes! I wish Dad would just let me wear my regular clothes to be the ring bearer. |
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[Mar. 18th, 2008|09:57 pm] |
I need to start planning for my birthday.
( Rachel ) |
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|01:47 am] |
Ladies, rejoice!
Lesbian ladies, mourn.
The Mean Green Love Machine is Y-chromosome enabled once more.
Dig this manly mane. Ladies love a dude with a mane. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|11:20 pm] |
Thank God that's over. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|11:24 am] |
I need clothes. Something that fits and doesn't make me look like a lumberjack. Honestly, daddy.
( Rachel )
( James ) |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:37 pm] |
Check me out!
I'm like Jade, but with better tits!
Man, I want to motorboat myself. This is awesome.
Jumping jack time! |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|09:57 pm] |
( Gar ) |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|02:47 am] |
It's too quiet.
( Daddy ) |
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[Feb. 29th, 2008|09:21 pm] |
James, if it's not too much trouble, could you perhaps bring home a pint of mint chocolate chip, a pint of strawberry cheesecake, and a bucket of chicken?
I'm hungry. You know what? I'll get it. I don't want you having to hobble around with crutches and a bag of stuff. You want anything while I'm out?
( Gar ) |
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[Feb. 6th, 2008|10:02 pm] |
Pain Killers? $7
Hospital Bills? $760
Collateral Damage? $3,492
Saving A Six Year Old Girl's Life? Priceless.
God, I love being a superhero. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2008|12:57 am] |
"Without the heart, there can be no understanding between the hands and the mind." I wonder where she stole that quotation from. Does anyone know?
( Daddy )
( Rachel )
( Stepfords ) |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2008|09:24 pm] |
Hey Rose. Haven't heard from you much. You doing okay over there? |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|09:47 am] |
Oh God. My head. It hurts so fucking much. Guess that's what happens when a fucking building falls on top of you. This is what I get for going to work early.
Hey uh, anybody out there? You know the parking garage pretty much collapsed, right? There are a bunch of us that need help.
I really hope this posts.
ETA: I found James. His leg is pinned under a beam. He's currently unconscious, but his breath sounds are good, he's moving air and there's still a good pulse in his leg and foot. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2008|01:29 am] |
( Gar ) |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|08:58 am] |
Man. Onto happier things.
So Kon. How're the Wonder Twins doin'?
(I'm referring to your boobies.)
Edit: ( Kon ) |
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[Jan. 18th, 2008|10:29 pm] |
Interesting. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|08:36 pm] |
What the hell? Why can't I stay dressed?
This is just too much.
On top of being a girl, now I have to be naked all the time?
Argh!! |
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