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Tweak says, "and I care because...?"

Gar Logan (lewdgreendude) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-08 01:47:00

Entry tags:

gar logan, nonobits switcheroo, rose frost

Ladies, rejoice!

Lesbian ladies, mourn.

The Mean Green Love Machine is Y-chromosome enabled once more.

Dig this manly mane. Ladies love a dude with a mane.

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	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 06:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad you're back to normal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Aww, go on. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:04 am UTC (link)
	I mean, clearly you missed my manly machismo as much as I did. Plus, I was kind of drunk on my own boobs when I was a girl. I mean, I love myself a whole lot (sometimes several times a night) but that was ridonkulus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:10 am UTC (link)
	That didn't take very long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:11 am UTC (link)
	What didn't take very long? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:15 am UTC (link)
	You being lewd. I was silly enough to think it might take more than five minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Everyone masturbates. Everyone. If they say they're not, they're just dirty liars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:19 am UTC (link)
	And you feel the need to share that with the world? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Well, yeah, that's because most people think about me while they're masturbating. It's a public service announcement, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:23 am UTC (link)
	It must be nice having an ego that big. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Hey, who told you about my humon-- Oh, ego. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm speechless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I have that effect on the ladies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:39 am UTC (link)
	So how are you enjoying the World of the Vaginally Empowered? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:41 am UTC (link)
	I feel better. Comfortable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:45 am UTC (link)
	That's good. I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable in your own body, because then you'd have to go to someone and ask for a sex change and I'd have to either find someone new to flirt in the direction of or start queering it up, and I'm not sure which I'd go for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2008-03-08 07:47 am UTC (link)
	I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2008-03-08 07:56 am UTC (link)
	I often do. (Reply to this) (Parent)