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Gar Logan (lewdgreendude) wrote in undertherainbow, @ 2008-02-14 21:52:00

See's Candies (because they rock) and a big envelope full of little Valentines, like the kind you get at the store. All of them have some horrible, terrible pick up line on them.

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

"Girl you must be Jamaican, because ja makin' me crazy."

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Is your name Rogarse? Because I see myself in you."

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"There's 256 bones in the human body. Want one more?"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

And many, many more.

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